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THE FORESTED WORLD OF KASHYYYK ERUPTS IN FLAMES, REBEL DEEMED RESPONSIBLE FOR STARTING THE INCIDENT.

 

*A young man, sharply dressed, with a number of stripes and medals imprinted both on his chest and shoulder, embroidered on his uniform, clearly of Imperial design. With a flash of a smile and then a saddened expression, one feature is ultimately notable aside from his greased hair, combed sideways, a small mustache extending from one end of his nose to the other, shaved to the point of no hair on either far side. Clearing his throat as if to speak...*

 

"Loyal, and most Respected, Citizens of the Empire and of the Galaxy, it is with great sadness that, I, Grand Admiral Phillep, must come to you and report the horrific tragedy to afflict the forested world of Kashyyyk."

 

A brief pause, added for dramatic effect, then he continued in the same somber, feigned seriousness.

 

"A lone Rebel operative, a fanatical Wookiee, loyal to Princess Luvinnia and the doomed Rebel Alliance, regrettably to the point of violent radical Fundamentalism attacked a small Imperial outpost, during renewed peace talks and discussions between the sovereign Wookiees and we, the Empire. The actions of this lone wookiee; (1)the destruction of an extremely valuable reconnaisance vessel useful in the study of land formations for mining, lumber and for better access to other wookiee tribes, and (2)the attempted assasination of myself and some of my most valued Diplomats via the use of a single Thermal Detonator."

 

Another pause, with a shift of his hands and a glance off-camera,

 

"Fortunately, the Empire, did not suffer any serious casualties with the exception of the valuable reconnaisance planes and burn injuries to one of my valued Agents. However, a small ammunitions depot, within the trade complex for the safety and protection of Imperial citizens, exploded. The ensuing inferno spread rather quickly into the local primitive villages of the Wookiees and engulfing the precious Forests and their intricately complex ecosystems."

 

"Despite our vain efforts to rescue Princess Luvinnia and her Royal Entourage, the inexperienced civilian militia assumed it was under attack and a horrible firefight involving our two peoples erupted."

 

A sad look in his eyes, tears, almost.

 

"It is with great and worrisome sadness, that I must say, the horrific blaze tore apart the forests of Kashyyyk, consuming even as deep as the Shadowlands. There are no surviving animals, to the estimates of accredited Imperial Xenobiologists and Environmentalists, in short, most, if not all, of Kashyyyk's biodiversity has been consumed by fire."

 

Pausing one final time, "I must ask all citizens to take a moment and reflect on the great injustice such majestic creatures have faced, especially that the majority of their species as well as all other species on the face of Kashyyyk have been exterminated, er, eradicated, er, have become extinct."

 

Now that the gripping story of Kashyyyk has been reported, the young Admiral's tone immediately shifted to one of renewed vigor and excitement.

 

"On more positive news, the sudden decrease in the wookiee population has resulted in a new surge of open labor positions within the Empire. And, pending further study, accredited Environmentalists of the Empire claim that the sudden loss of the diverse planet of Kashyyyk will not pend any truly awful affects towards any other species or respective planetary systems, so worry not, yet weep for the Wookiee."

 

"Not to mention, a new book, titled 'My Struggle' has just been released at local stores, it is an autobiography written by your's truly to demonstrate the power and majesty of the glorious Empire and teach enlightening facts towards the accomplishment of the Humanoid Races across the galaxy."

 

With a pause, as if contemplating a great idea, "Yes, in fact, I am issuing an Imperial Edict, a copy must be granted as a Wedding Present, a Birthday Present and last but not least, given to all grieving members of a family during a Funeral. Together, we can overcome any obstacle."

 

A final, charming flash of a smile and a salute, his arm across his chest and then up to the upper-right hand corner of the screen, before blinking out. "Heil, the Empire."

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--Holo to the Rebel Alliance--

*Raiden's ass appeared on the monitors again, only this time with a smiley face drawn on it.*

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OTOH GUNGA DECIMATED BY REBEL BIOWEAPONS! IMPERIALS RUSH TO AID DYING AMPHIBIOUS CITIZENS... ALAS TO NO AVAIL.

 

*A sharply dressed, very familiar political figure, known to many of those citizens of the Galaxy with eyes fixed on the Holonet as the Admiral Phillep, brought his charming face to greet the camera with a saddened, somber look.*

 

"Citizens of the galaxy, I come before you yet again to report on sadly, another despicable act by those hated Rebel Alliance agents. An entire underwater nation decimated by trials of a highly dangerous neurotoxin designed to attack Civilian outposts aligned with the Empire."

 

As a quick adjustment of his face to straighten emotion into seriousness, "This latest terrorist action is grave indeed. Why the once peaceful planet of Naboo has been scarred by far too much military action to continue under its sovereign rule, it is for the protection of the planet that a military blockade is being instituted. Imperial Agents and Damage Repair Crews are currently on the surface attempted to aid those injured, alas, we were to late. The lone Rebel terrorist who released the gas into the vents of Otoh Gunga died of the gas's effects along with his victims."

 

"We have video proof of Rebel involvement through spy technology far advanced to be disclosed to the masses, for that I apologize. However, here..."

 

*The view switches to a fish-eye view of a white, sterilized room. Nearly twenty scientists clad in full bio-hazard suits peering at a single petri dish. In the dish lies a small blue gaseous substance. Zoning out from the close-up three soldiers stand outside the containment area, clad in an older set of Rebel uniforms, with blaster rifles drawn, expressionless.*

 

"This is what the Galaxy's 'Freedom Fighters' prepare under closed doors... all the while who suffers? You, the Citizens of the Galaxy, pay for their rash actions. I find this state of affairs, distressing, to say the least. Once, I even accepted the Rebellion as a just and righteous cause, but once Radical actions such as this were taken... THEY HAVE GONE TOO FAR!"

 

*Moving his hand to his eyes, pinching at the nerve center above his nose, then releasing and two tears streaming down his face...*

 

"I am saddened to report that not a single Gungan survived the assault. A lone Imperial Trooper, er, Rescue Assessment Agent, managed to catch this footage... I warn you, please keep young children away from the viewscreen, the following images are horrendously graphic..."

 

*The camera switched to a scratchy video image of a Gungan who inhaled the gas, grabbing at his chest as it begins to sink in and then, rapidly expand. A burst of blood spattering the camera lenses. A hand begins to wipe the lens returning the image to yet more Gungans as they're bodies continue to rapidly expand and their lungs burst... eyes bulging in pain.

 

A single Gungan speaks for all those experiencing the same horrific tragedy... "WESA DYING! HELP USSEN! NO! WESA DEAD!" and then the Gungan collapsed into a pool of his own blood.*

 

"I apologize for that... it just needed to be shown. I hope you now understand the ensuing threats of such a 'glorious Rebellion' and why they must be crushed without mercy."

 

With a final sigh of feigned relief, "I can bring you one piece of good news... the lead scientist, a Professor Ivanov Kuzich was apprehended just yesterday before the weapon was deployed. We can all rest easy, that at least one less Rebel sympathizer is out there creating danger and havoc for all mankind, er the Galaxy."

 

*The last camera view is that of an Imperial Strike bursting through the door catching a small family off guard in their Coruscant apartment in the middle of the night, an elderly man pulled out in handcuffs as well as a small wailing child.*

 

"With a heavy heart, this is Admiral Phillep reporting... it is actions such as these that I hope make this Galaxy's wealthy industrialists, such as Lord Kheldar vos Correlli of KVC Enterprises and Drake Vortex of Concord Enterprises, think twice about supporting the Rebellion, a cold and heartless entity of savage butchery..."

 

*A slight smirk stretching across his face, then with orders from a person behind the camera, switching rapidly to a feigned depressed expression.*

 

"Remember, the Empire... always here to protect and aid you. Oh, and I almost forgot, in order to denounce such thoughts as those affiliated with the Empire. The Rebel propaganda that we believe in a Higher Human Culture... such poppycock. It is so, that I have mandated an Affirmative Action Program, where nine humans serve, one Twi'lek, one Zabrak and one other species of Humanoid must serve."

 

*The camera turned to a line of nine Human Imperial Soldiers, one Twi'lek Bureacrat, one Zabrak Sith Lord, and one Ithorian Janitor.*

 

"See? Equality for all. Well, Heil the Empire."

 

*A quick salute, starting with his arm across his chest to the upper-right hand corner and the Holonet quickly cut short, fading to black.*

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--Holo to the Rebel Alliance--

*Raiden's ass appeared on the monitors again, only this time with a smiley face drawn on it.*

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The alien Ganelon of planet Seneferia, Kheldar's lead spokesman appears across Holonet. The blue skinned alien's expression is somber as he delivers a prepared statement.

 

"We at KVC Enterprises are saddened by the news of this savage attack on Naboo. Already our factor on the planet is organizing efforts for relief of the remaining Gungans and our biotech specialists from our pharmacuetical division are working to try and halt the effects of this deadly weapon. Lord Correlli will not stand for such grave atrocities."

 

He squares himself up and continues. "I would also like to make it clear that Mr. Correlli has expressly stated he will not deal with rebel terrorists under any circumstances. At this time, we have recieved orders to make a statement in support of Admiral Phillep's application of Imperial Law and offer what support we may in bringing the rogues responsible to justice. We grieve for those who have suffered and as captains of industry, we at KVC Enterprises will do our best to steer the galaxy in a course so this tragedy may never happen again."

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him." -Mark Twain

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Kakuto Ryu Claims Sith Throne, Universe F***ed

 

Stemming from the recent turmoil in the Sith order, a new ruler has come to take the throne. An interview had been arranged with this new Dark Lord, but when the reporter reached the so called "Kakuto Ryu" she was promptly eaten. "Damn, I love the taste of Reporter, Thanks Holonet!" Said the Dark lord of the Sith, adding a thumbs up.

 

But who is this Kakuto Ryu? Is there really a softer side to this menace? We at the Holonet News Network or HNN searched for answers. Unfortunately, seven or eight more of our reporters, those working on the Kakuto Ryu story, are now unavoidably detained... In a freezer... In Kakuto Ryu's den. More on this new Dark Lord as it comes in..

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The monarch of madness has returned!

 

[Associate of the Illinois Mafia since March 2002.]

[2nd in Command of the Lords of Hate since March 2002.]

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WOOKIEE FOUND, CHILDREN'S EDUCATION CAN BE COMPLETE!

 

*The face of the classy and very political Grand Admiral is plastered on every Holonet screen in the galaxy, and he clears his throat before speaking.*

 

"Hello... Ladies and Gentlemen of the Galaxy, here to bring you the Greatest Show in the Galaxy, here at the Coruscant Zoo. I bring you, one of the last surviving Wookiees, especially after the tragedy that befell Kashyyyk."

 

*Behind the Admiral, is an exhibit where a Wookiee Jedi resides still in meditation.*

 

"It is my pleasure to announce this for all children to know what a Wookiee looks like, despite most of their species being extinct. Every child should be familiar with every animal to grace the galaxy. A Great Civil Work, brought to you by your's truly, Admiral Phillep and the Empire."

 

With a quick salute, "The Empire, ensuring your child's Education!"

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--Holo to the Rebel Alliance--

*Raiden's ass appeared on the monitors again, only this time with a smiley face drawn on it.*

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Hunt Saboteur For Hire

 

 

Do you have a pesky bounty hunter on your tail? If so make your way to the Last Call and ask for former FLEA agent Yuusuke Hakusho. For the low price of two thousand credits you will have his protection from any attempts to cash in on your life. Bounty hunting is a deplorable blight on this galaxy, and Yuusuke is here to help you.

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"How many people begged for their lives before you killed them anyway? You will not be spared."

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The following broadcast comes from an untracable source from with in the core worlds:

 

Empire linked to genocidal campaign on Kashyyyk and Naboo

 

(A voice speaks, hidden behind a computerized scrambler, though the overall impression is that of an aging old man.)

 

Attention citizens of the galaxy. My name is not important. I am merely a citizen who has learned of a monsterous crime. The Empire's wanton destruction of Kashyyyk was the first in a campaign that recently followed up with the crisis on Naboo, blamed on the rebel cause.

 

The geneocidal campaign which was thought to be the work of terrorists was perpetrated by the Admiral of the Imperial fleet. The scientist who committed the crime is still in Imperial custody, acting due to the fact his granddaughter was kidnapped and is being held hostage on Coruscant.

 

(A series of images are flashed on the screen, the ones Ganelon managed to have smuggled off Naboo from the Palace.)

 

The images showing now are the combat data from the Imperial seige of Naboo that exterminated the Gungans. What you see there is the result of this battle. The ship you see there, caught by that inderdictor field and consumed in that barage of TIE fire happened to have contained several emminant personages from the Hutt Clan, which alas, would place blame soley into Imperial hands. For any doubt, here is the ships ID and registration tags.

 

(The ships ID and registration is shown, marking it unequivically as a Hutt ship owned by the deceased)

 

From the people who brought you Palpatine and his tyranny, policies of global persecution and extinction, the Empire brings you more of the same. With the "New Order" giving you the same old, death and instability, don't you think a change should be in the works?

 

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[Associate of the Illinois Mafia since March 2002.]

[2nd in Command of the Lords of Hate since March 2002.]

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IMPERIAL RESPONSE ISSUED VERSUS REBEL TERRORIST'S ALLEGATIONS

 

*A graceful and recently awoken Admiral with eyes marginally strained from duties befitting said Admiral, the redness of irritation protruding and both evident in his manner of speech and facial expressions. Perhaps truth was found in the words of the 'old man.'*

 

"Now... Citizens of this Glorious and Mighty Empire. Ask yourselves this... what purpose would I have for the 'merciless' and 'cold-hearted' slaughter of the Gungan nation? Much less, what do I gain from assaulting a Hutt vessel? Endangering fragile alliances with respectable businesses, fragmenting the order of the Galaxy, inciting violence and mayhem to run rampant. These are all Counter-Imperial Goals."

 

With a roll of his eyes, "Furthermore, think this through, my Loyal Constituents. My actions, I present whole-heartedly to you and attempt to strive for a better Galaxy, united under the banner of the Galactic Imperium. And factions outside our vantage, strike fear and cry wails of oppression against the Empire. What it comes down to, loyal citizens, friends, is this... were you better off under the Banner of the Republic? Under corruption and villainy, under endless bureacracy? Or do you stand proud, stand strongly in the here and now?"

 

*He sighed as if ready to drive his final point...*

 

"Citizens... I propose to you this. If these vile elements claim to fight for the Glory of Freedom and of Society, why do they strike from the Shadows? Do they run and hide from the Truth? What purpose have they? Should they wish to bring about Revolution... then I say, let them."

 

*With that the Admiral saluted one last time... and with his smile, bowed his head to the Galaxy. The Admiral's profile rapidly vanished as it blinked out.*

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--Holo to the Rebel Alliance--

*Raiden's ass appeared on the monitors again, only this time with a smiley face drawn on it.*

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From an undisclosed place, a transmission is piggybacked onto the Holonet via an Imperial code signal, rendering the origin of the message and the location of the sender unknowable.

 

The visage of a middle-aged woman, her eyes strained from many hours in the cockpit of a cramped starfighter, fades into view from nothingness. She looks straight into the camera, her jaw set as she dutifully gives her message.

 

"Citizens of the Galaxy," she begins, her voice grave. "You have nothing to fear from those of us in the Rebellion. We have long held to the idea that violence begets violence, and the fact that we have no other recourse to bring freedom and justice to the Galaxy beyond violence against the Empire tears at our hearts."

 

"The Empire, on the other hand, fears us much more then we fear them. Why else would they engage in such widespread slaughter? Why else do they build vast fleets of Star Destroyers, and hordes of starfighters? Not that much time has passed since the Old Republic reigned, and they fear us as the last gasp of that chivelrous time. They call the Old Republic corrupt, but it is the Empire, with their lust for wealth and their desire to hold the entire Galaxy under their thumb, that is the height of corruption."

 

"They ask us 'why do you hide in the shadows?' The answer to this question is simple, and I propose that they only ask this out of their fear of us. We hide in the shadows because it is our means of survival; we will not go quietly into the night, nor will we go out in a blaze of glory. We will go on, doing the best we can, until the Galaxy can once again breathe freely, travel freely, and live freely, with a just government for the people, by the people, and of the people, to ensure free existance for all time."

 

"Join the Rebellion, and do your part to keep the dream alive..."

 

The transmission ends, and the woman's face fades into the nothingness from which it came.

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"The Emperor has made a critical error, and the time for our

attack has come..." Mon Mothma, Return of the Jedi

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OOC: Sean, let the Propaganda War begin...

 

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*The Admiral's expression was clear, tired and distracted by a great many things, but none more than the nefarious General Dodonna's return.*

 

"Travel freely? Breathe freely? Live freely? What is more free and more clean than the air on Coruscant? What is more beautiful than this?"

 

*As his voice trails off, a massive Resort Complex with sparkling clear blue pools, massive Apartment Towers all set in a lush green landscape... The Towers' sparkling crystal roofs shine in the sunset set off in the horizon.*

 

"Did the Old Republic have time for works such as this? Massive Vacation Complexes on previously wild and forbidden, inhospitable terrains such as Kashyyyk? Or this?"

 

*The Coruscant Zoo, after full repairs, sparkles again in the Upper Levels of Coruscant... the camera seemingly pans out to encompass the full zoo and shows a number of families and their droid servants enjoying the activities that abound. A small child pointing at the Bantha herd grazing while the young daughter's eyes peer at a Terrentatek and a Rancor off in the distance.*

 

"When do you, dear Citizens of the Imperium, recall the Old Republic or the New Republic, for that matter, ever taking Government funds and applying them towards Civilian Works? I ask you, is that Corruption? Is that holding a galaxy to her knees? No, friends, it is not."

 

Finally... a Holovid display zooms from the lower-left corner into a march of Imperial Stormtroopers, escorted by X-1 Viper Automadons, Dark Troopers and Imperial Officers over a number of planets including Hoth, Honoghr, Kashyyyk, Trulalis, and finally returning back to Coruscant.

 

"And... let us not forget, the Imperial Army and Navy is here for your protection against the hidden Rebel Insurgents. Fighting a pre-emptive war to parry any future threat of Attack, nay of Invasion."

 

Saluting, to the backdrop of Imperial Star Destroyers unleashing fire upon the Yavin Base and the former Rebel Fleet...

 

"It is not an Army intent on provoking Fear, but an army intent on Restoring Order and Peace... Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen of the Galactic Imperium, and I wish you well on your Future Tommorow. Heil the Empire!"

 

*With that, the proud and gallant youthful Admiral's profile fades away still in a salute.*

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--Holo to the Rebel Alliance--

*Raiden's ass appeared on the monitors again, only this time with a smiley face drawn on it.*

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OOC: Oh, if only you knew the stuff I've pulled in RL...

 

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Again, from a secure location, a rebuttal is piggybacked onto the Holonet, this time on a different carrier frequency and routed differently. And again, the signal is untraceable...

 

In a split-scene image, several Imperial Star Destroyers can be seen hovering above a glittering Coruscant, while below, an assortment of alien species can be seen living in poverty, or being toyed with by wealthy Imperials and stormtroopers, weilding blasters and whips.

 

"A strange dichotemy, is it not?"

 

The image fades, and is replaced by another gang of aliens, this time working as slaves to build the Sith academy on Byss. Sith lords can be seen taking delight in their mistreatment. As this scene continues, the voiceover resumes.

 

"The Empire would not exist were it for the likes of these. The Empire, whether they care to admit it or not, are in league and were built by, agents of the Sith Order. Sith. who, revel in the fact that they are the strong, and heed no morality save for that of achieving and maintaining power. Not too long ago, the Rebel Alliance freed these people..."

 

The voice and picture fade yet again, the image this time is of the wroshyr trees and kshyy vines of the Wookiee homeworld. As the voiceover resumes, sudden blasts of turbolaser fire strike the once placid rainforest.

 

"Your 'bread and circuses', provided by the Empire, did not come cheap. What good is safety if, for any reason, the Empire can take that away?"

 

The forest continues to burn, until only the blackness of outer space remains. But scrolling into the image is the visage of a Rebel Alliance star cruiser, landing aid supplies and workers onto the planet of Naboo.

 

"Those who wish to sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither, and those who can be bought by such petty entertainments lend themselves to be the next victims."

 

The image fades out.

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"The Emperor has made a critical error, and the time for our

attack has come..." Mon Mothma, Return of the Jedi

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*The moderately frustrated Admiral's profile once again returned to the Holonet...*

 

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the Galactic Imperium... there is little more I can offer than to agree with General Dodonna. The Empire was founded by the Sith, by a Sith Lord, the same Sith Lord who presided over the Old Republic. It was that same Republic that became the Empire and that same Empire that then became the New Republic after the effort of the Rebel Alliance... and what happened to that New Republic?"

 

*Taking a dramatic pause to allow the memories to resurface in those Citizens still old enough to remember it clearly...*

 

"Did she not collapse? Was there not the same corruption, the same misinformation, the same weakness and the same gluttonous Senators cleaving and breaking the Spirit of Freedom?"

 

*Taking a step back to reflect, images of the advances made and worlds brought under the Banner of the Imperium.*

 

"Each day, the Empire strives to grant a new world the marvels of joining the Empire... the protection, the prowess and more and more citizens are granted the capacity to advance their lot in life. Did the Free Republic grant financial and political advancement?"

 

*With a smirk... recalling the last arguments of Dodonna.*

 

"In addition, these 'breads and circuses,' are only a portion of what the Empire offers its Citizens. We offer Job Security for Imperial Naval and Army Officers and their families... not too much Political and Social Influence. What did the New Republic offer you? A 'voice' that you did not have access to. A Senator who acted in their best interest and not that of your System or your person? But, what is the point arguing with a blind opponent."

 

Finally, completing his statements, Phillep's eyes turned stern... "The Galaxy shall feel the soft glimmer of Peace in my Lifetime."

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--Holo to the Rebel Alliance--

*Raiden's ass appeared on the monitors again, only this time with a smiley face drawn on it.*

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SEED Peace-keeping mission to Altyr 5 ends in tragedy following terrorist act of Death Striker group

 

A mission to regulate and bring order to the anarchistic Death Striker group ended in tragedy yesterday after terrorists sabotaged the planet and melted the polar ice caps rather than submit to law and order.

 

Governor Geki, speaking from his flagship above the stricken planet, said in his official statement that he was 'shocked' and 'appalled' that the Death Striker exremist group would destroy a planet rather than surrender their ruthless political agenda.

 

"It has been the strongest wish of SEED and the people of Sanity's End to see a satisfactory resolution to this galaxy-wide issue of security and peace. After a number of hours of peace talks with the Death Striker leadership, the Galaxy was shocked as these anarchists destroyed the eco-system of an entire planet rather than be brought into a confederation of planets who wish to live according to a common set of ethics and laws.'

 

Asked if any of the terrorists had been caught, the Governor replied that a single member of the Death Strikers had been captured, but the leadership had escaped the planet.

 

"We are currently questioning the captured terrorist in order to ascertain the location of his colleagues and bring these evil people to justice. If any of your viewers come across these individuals they are to be considered armed and dangerous, and we ask that you do not engage the terrorists but instead report them to a SEED or Imperial agent."

 

The Death Striker group remained silent on the issue yesterday- their leader was unavailable for comment.

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*A blurry image of a man in his mid-twenties dressed in a grey military suit, clearly Imperial. The images began to sharpen, revealing Imperial insignia and his ranking identifying his as an Admiral.*

 

Phillep's eyes turned to face the Holonet Transceiver, revealing his piercing eyes and miniscule mustache...

 

"Ladies and Gentleman of the Empire... factions beyond the grasp of Imperial control have finally done the once considered unthinkable. They have attacked the Imperial outpost on Caridia. The Prison world is no more, its inhabitants bravely commiting suicide for the glorious cause of the Empire. The blood on my hands, on my farce of leadership, especially after the fiasco in the Imperial Court... I've had enough."

 

He paused, his hands closing and opening out of nervousness on the desk, beads of sweat emerging on the desk.

 

"If my sacrifice will not appease the Rebellion, I know not what will... may my death and the dismantling of the Empire bring peace to the galaxy. Loyal Supporters, I know this may seem as if I betray you this day, but... the Imperial Military will remain, you can seek them out and join the war effort. Reclaim what is necessary, but I pray to you all, peace."

 

His head hung low, shame falsely crossing his face, "Too many lives have been cut short because of my poor decisions and I cannot stand here idly by knowing the wheels of fate are grinding down on my comrades. There is little more I can do, my friends and allies. Those of you know what you must do now, I grant you my last Goodbyes."

 

Placing his hands over his face, he began to cry, tears streaming in between his fingers onto the desk... "Imperial Citizenry..." sob, "your loyalty is close to my heart. But, I cannot stand and watch more death and more destruction at the hands of these vile terrorists nor their Jedi, Hutt and Mercenary allies."

 

Raising his reddened face, "Ladies and Gentlemen, good day and may the Force be with you..."

 

*The blaster pistol was grasped in his clammy hands and he placed it to his right temple, as the camera began to fade out, the index finger squeezed the trigger and the blaster bolt crossed the head of the Grand Admiral, cutting short his life.*

 

Is this the end of the Empire?

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DEATH STRIKER LEADERSHIP DIE DURING ESCAPE ATTEMPT

 

The two leaders of the terrorist 'Death Striker' group were killed several days ago attempting to escape from SEED custody. Sources reveal that the two escaped their cells and brutally murdered several guards before SEED operatives were forced to fire upon the insurrectionists.

 

'Obviously this event saddens all who are striving for galactic peace,' said Governor Geki in his statement today. 'We were forced to delay the announcement of this news pending an investigation into the conduct of the SEED operatives involved, and I'm happy to say that they did their duty to the letter. These two women were armed and dangerous, and were willing to take lives to effect their escape. Our men were justified in their actions.'

 

REBEL TRAITORS EXECUTED FOLLOWING CAPTURE OVER CORUSCANT

 

SEED Forces captured a Rebel ship engaged in a wanton act of treason and wholesale murder over Coruscant yesterday. The crew of the ship were firing upon civilian transports attempting to escape the Rebel attack on the galactic capital.

 

*Footage is shown of a defiant Rebel cursing and spitting on his impassive guards, then cuts to the arena of Sanity's End and the televised execution of the Rebels.*

 

A senior SEED spokesman said today that 'the traitors showed no mercy upon the innocents attempting to flee their unlawful attack on the Empire, and so we have been forced to grant them no quarter.'

 

Rebel leaders were defiant following the act. One of the senior terrorists allegedly claimed that 'The life of one Rebel, or even the lives of fifty, matter not to us. We will succeed in our aims even if every person in this Galaxy must die.'

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Jedi assassin sentenced to 'undeath' on Sanity's End following cowardly murder of Governor

 

The vicious Jedi murderer of Governor Jidai Geki was today given the ultimate punishment for his cowardly and underhanded attack- 'eternal undeath'.

The unrepentant murderer, belonging to a sect who preach tolerance and peace but who practice political terror and violence, was dismembered, blinded, deafened, and rendered dumb, and set in a UEC (Universal Energy Cage) to serve the remainder of his sentence.

 

Governor Geki was murdered two days ago by the brutal Jedi, in an ambush during a peacful tour of Coruscant. The Governor was shot in the back as he toured the lower levels of Coruscant to meet the unfortunates there and to offer hampers of food to the impoverished citizens. He is expected to be cloned tomorrow.

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!! GRAND OPENING !!

 

Bo'Nik's Bazaar, located on Liltak IV in the Melobee System, is now open for business! Bo'Nik carries rare artifacts, animals, plants””anything your heart desires. Shop at the market for your various foodstuffs and pick up a holodrama for the kids at our holo-booth!

 

For the playful adult in you, we have frisky dancers in our adults-only cantina*. Our dancers span a variety of species, and will wow any being, guaranteed! Come relax at the bar with our finest alcoholic beverages””always fresh, never synthesized.

 

So, if you're ever in the Melobee System, come to Bo'Nik's Bazaar on Liltak IV for all your needs in one place!

 

*You must have valid identification to enter.

 

 

 

 

(OOC: Not a real RP place; just thought it'd be funny.)

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UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT!!

 

*The letters form in glittering maroon, and rotate about the screen as a starship would orbit a planet. In the center of the projection, sits the glittering world of Coruscant.*

 

VO (a confident, bombastic male voice): "Welcome, one and all, to the Galactic Gunshop, on the beautiful Galactic capitol of Coruscant!"

 

*The heading in orbit above the holographic world dissolves, and several starships of varying sizes take its place. In the forground, the translucent image of several beings clad in varying types of armor marches across the screen.*

 

VO: "We have now acquired the expertise of one of the finest engineers and mechanics in the Galaxy to furnish you, the ever-conscious public, with the finest arms and armor available anywhere! Need a new pair of blasters for personal defense? We've got everything from Westar's best, to ancient legends like the Arkanian pistol! Need a sword to strike fear into the hearts of your enemies? We will be happy to fulfill your wildest desire!"

 

"Confidentiality is available upon request!"

 

*The image and the voice fade out.*

"The randomizer is the only worthy opponent in this game.

The randomizer is fate. Play against that if you want to impress me..."

-- Droma, Agents of Chaos: Hero's Trial

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DODONNA CAPTURED

 

In a glorious triumph for the forces of order and virtue, one of the ranking terrorists of the Rebel organisation was captured by agents working in concert with SEED yesterday, along with three members of the fundamentalist 'Jedi' sect.

 

"I am very pleased to announce this significant blow against the evil forces arrayed against the lawful Galactic rulers," said Governor Geki in his statement earlier today. "Our inquiries are proceeding, and we hope to obtain the location of Forn Dodonna's fellow terrorists."

 

When asked about the 'Jedi' fundamentalists, the Governor stated that "one of the men concerned has recanted, renouncing his false religion, and went to his death free of the heresy of these 'Jedi'."

 

The 'Jedi' priest, Leonardo Stovachi, was reportedly so ashamed of his heretical practices that he gladly took his own life after SEED reorientation experts freed him from the subversive mental control of the dangerous sect.

 

"These fundamentalists represent the single greatest danger to the free Galaxy, even above and beyond their secular "Republican" arm," the Governor added. "Their capacity to subvert and brainwash honest citizens is frankly frightening. We've had reports of previously decent individuals murdering their own families to satiate the wishes of their Jedi overlords."

 

The Governor offered an astonishing 2 million credit reward for the sect's High Priest, "Jedi Master" Gantoris, a Wookiee.

 

"This Gantoris is the leader of the organisation and has proven to be a master at subversion and mental manipulation. He must be brought to justice at all costs."

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The Leader of the Jedi and protector of Good stood before the Holonet and spoke.

 

"Citizens of the Galaxy, today we were shown once again that evil has not stopped, it to this day continues its quest to destroy all that is good and just."

 

A screen plays behind Gantoris of a transport bearing SEED markings landing and sending animals to attack unarmed children and hopefuls on Borleais. Added is SEED Shock Troopers slaughtering women and children with brutal force and no mercy.

 

"These citizens are your so called "good men," but they mean nothing but harm and destruction. I appeal to you and all people of good in the Galaxy. Assist in finding this SEED Base and its leader. You will be rewarded with all I have amassed as a Jedi Leader! We cannot allow this carnage to continue! Stop SEED before they stop your life!"

 

ANYONE WHO HELPS TO FIND AND DESTROY SEED WILL BE GRANTED BE MADE JEDI ADVISORS TO MASTER BLCKCLONE

 

Screenshots of SEED troopers killing innocent animals and children, while raping women shoot in the background as BC kneels.

 

"I call on the Galaxy to take up arms against this villianous group of neanderthals!"

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Are your friends passing out before you have had a good time at your drinking partys?

 

 

Well if so then contact Rizzy at the last call. Here is what he had too say

 

In a drunkin stupor,"iff you wanna get waasted then taalk too me I can outdrink you any day. I am the bestt Twi'Lek drinker around. So..... as he is about to start his barly understandable speech again he falls through a table.

 

Hmm, and those are the words straight out of his mouth folks, so if you wanna get wasted with a quilty Twi'Lek then talk to Raziel Shardik in the last call and and if he is unavalable then leave a message at the bar for him.

"Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."

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The esteemed and honourable

 

Lord Jidai Geki

 

Cordially requests the presence of the Galaxy's finest gentry and noble sentients for a banquet given in honour of the recently revived

 

Lord Ar-Pharazon

 

The banquet, followed by a ball, will take place at Knave's Court this coming Monday. Lord Geki will extend official invites to those judged worthy. A cease-fire and truce is called with the enemies of the Empire for the duration of the day's proceedings.

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