Amidala Skywalker Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 (edited) Yeah, so this forum needs more funny stories, crazy stories, and the like. I remember back during the days of the Psycho Padawans, Kiara and Snarky's blame-game about the destruction of the Death Star stories, and the like. Now there's nothing like that. So I decided to resurrect an old story of mine. It's stupid, it's pointless, but maybe it'll make you laugh. I plan on writing more--before I had only one post, then abandoned it. I already have more written, but I need you to keep on me to keep working on it if you like it. And yes, this isn't my greatest writing, but then, in my opinion, if you try too hard on this genre, it ruins it. Just a note about this first post before I post it. I haven't edited this part since I wrote it, so it's a little...off. Just go with it, because I really don't feel like editing it. Just remember back to the time when the board was like this... And forgive my writing flaws. Please and thank you. So...here we go. *** Our story opens with K and A strolling along Titan's peaceful beaches, enjoying the soft breeze and the cheesy smell of the warm air. They had just finished playing a giant game of Twister (their favorite game) and were feeling very happy. ”œWhat do you want to do today?” Edited July 21, 2008 by Guest SHE MEANS TO END US ALL!!! DOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!11eleventyone! There goes Ami's reputation of being a peaceful, nice person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 "With K and A were walking along"? Lol. I recognize the old Jedi.net sections too, but you admit it's old. Weird, I actually remember the title of this, vaguely, somehow... O_o Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amidala Skywalker Posted April 17, 2008 Author Share Posted April 17, 2008 What, huh? What are you talking about Tiana? I don't see anything like that... *feigns innocence* SHE MEANS TO END US ALL!!! DOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!11eleventyone! There goes Ami's reputation of being a peaceful, nice person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amidala Skywalker Posted April 23, 2008 Author Share Posted April 23, 2008 This is not the double post you are looking for! ... ... Yeah, so apparently no one cares to read this, but I'm going to post it for my own sanity. How, you may ask, will this help my sanity? Well, I respond, it's driving me crazy with it's begging. It wants to be posted even if no one reads it. So I've given in. *** Here I am, the only Jedi Master in the galaxy, hero of the Rebellion, and I'm escorting around two insane explorers from another galaxy. I must be dreaming. Luke sighed. He knew he wasn't dreaming, but this was such a strange path that the Force had bidden him to take. He actually didn't mind the two giggling women who sat in the cockpit. They were very nice for all their eccentricity and he knew they weren't a threat at all. Well, maybe a threat to my sanity, he thought wryly as A walked into his cabin and asked him if he wanted some licorice. Regardless, this was the path he knew he had to take. The Force was prompting him even now that this was the place he should be. He wondered privately if it was the Force that was losing its sanity. He bit back a chuckle and took a piece of the licorice. Popping it into his mouth, he leaned back in his chair, which had a ridiculous number of pink cushions on it. Another thought flitted through his mind. They act just like Yoda when I first met him. The thought encouraged him. Maybe, like his former master, these two women were made of tough stuff underneath. Maybe they had a serious side. Then again, he thought, as K floated into the room wearing pink fairy wings singing at the top of her lungs, maybe not. *** ”œOooooh! K! Look!” SHE MEANS TO END US ALL!!! DOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!11eleventyone! There goes Ami's reputation of being a peaceful, nice person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin T Skywalker Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 The Force losing its sanity and pink fairy wings. LOL Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Aw, come on, I read it--wasn't that good enough? (snrks) I mean, it's not like anyone else really gets more than one reader either. =( Ah well. It was cute and a good cutoff and it makes my braaaaaaaaaaaain hurt... Ahahahahaa... Aha. ...Ahaha... POOR LUKIE! Yeah, I'm currently in a mental state where... it's like... ...Yeah. No review for you. Just MANICAL LAUGHTER AND RUBBING OF PALMS TOGETHER AND... Stuff. Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amidala Skywalker Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 LOL, T. Yes, you certainly count! And thanks Ani, too, for reading this craziness. Alright, this next post is a challenge response to three of T's challenges for March. *** They had landed near the city, so it was a short walk to Anchorhead. A and K marveled at the city and the aliens that meandered through its streets. Suddenly, the three turned down a street, and what they saw caused all of them to stop short. The entire street was green. Every building had been painted, every resident was wearing green, and even the sand had green confetti sprinkled all through it. There were tables set up around the street, some of which held trays of food. ”œOh no”¦” SHE MEANS TO END US ALL!!! DOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!11eleventyone! There goes Ami's reputation of being a peaceful, nice person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin T Skywalker Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 (edited) So Luke likes pea soup... I would have to disagree with him on that one. But, hey, whatever powers your hyperdrive... I enjoyed your creative use of "menthol." That one is so hard; and though the sentence you put it in felt a wee bit awkwardly structured, and you at least used the correct definition of the word. Edited May 17, 2008 by Guest Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 The title... it reminds me of Bill and Ted... anyway. BUMP. Whatever happened to more silliness, Ami? (am getting URL to add to challenge response list) I honestly cannot believe I put 'menthol' on the list of challenge words... AND two people used it. Don't worry. I'll write a challenge response with it as well in honorable ritual torturification of myself to make up for putting you guys through that. o.o Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dartha Athanth Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 OOOO I REMEMBER THIS. It's got a version 2 now, I see. Yup 2 people! Never ate pea soup. But I guess it would be fitting for St Pat's day... and what happened to the stout? But since it was actually a monster slime day... What exactly is menthol by the way? I never got around to checking it out. Anyway, more! Darsha Assant turned dark at 2734 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin T Skywalker Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 It's a kind of a reallllly strong, bitter minty-ish flavor that makes your mouth go numb. I had a menthol-eucalyptus cough drop once and couldn't taste anything for a week after. Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Menthol is the minty stuff they put in medication, like in Vicks... from Wiki... Menthol is an organic compound made synthetically or obtained from peppermint or other mint oils. It is a waxy, crystalline substance, clear or white in color, which is solid at room temperature and melts slightly above. The main form of menthol occurring in nature is (-)-menthol, which is assigned the (1R,2S,5R) configuration. Menthol has local anesthetic and counterirritant qualities, and it is widely used to relieve minor throat irritation. Anyway, you'll find it in cough drops, lip balms, some cigarrettes (heard of menthol cigarettes?) and in beauty products and balms and even some beverages. I still cannooooot believe I put that word in that challenge. o_O Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin T Skywalker Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Yecch. Methol. XP Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 It's not eesh when it helps your throat clear up... I rather like the stuff. Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin T Skywalker Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 I'd rather have the sore throat. Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Maybe you're just uber-sensitive to menthol because I can taste after I've had the cough drops. Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amidala Skywalker Posted May 20, 2008 Author Share Posted May 20, 2008 Ask and ye shall recieve...and I can personally guarantee that this is 100% MENTHOL FREE!!!! *** Luke had retired to his quarters soon after dinner. He was stuffed. The girls had urged him to eat more and more slices of green cake. Luke didn't want to be rude, and his aunt Beru had always told him it was extremely rude to turn down food. So he had musculed his way past the gag reflex that rose just by looking at the cake, and ate three slices. After all, he repeated, a Jedi does not know pain. The phrase was becoming his mantra. Between the blaringly loud music the girls loved to play, the odd food, the random features of the ship that he ran into occasionally, and the way the girls adored him, he was having quite a journey. However, despite all this, the girls were beginning to grow on him. Sure, they were obnoxious, but they were also very sweet. They tried their best to please him. He shook his head and lay down on his bed. Were all women this way? *** A was in the cockpit when there came a beeping noise from the panel in front of her. She listened intently. "BEETHOVEN'S SYMPHONY NUMBER 5!!" she announced after a moment. Triumphantly, she hit a few buttons and flipped a few levers, and the ship exited hyperspace with a sudden whirl of stars. Before the ship lay a massive, green world, wreathed in white clouds. "Oooh...pretty!" K said, coming in and plopping down beside A. "What planet is it?" "I don't know. We'll have to ask Lukie." "I'll get him!" K dashed off before A could insist that she would wake their cute blond guest. Deciding on politeness, K rang the buzzer on Lukie's door and was rewarded with the sound of their "SOMEONE IS AT THE DOOR!!!" doorbell, followed by a crash from inside. Lukie opened the door, rubbing his shin. "We've arrived, Lukiecutieandeverythingthatishandsome!" K announced, her voice all honey and molasses. Luke nodded. "Where are we?" "You have to tell us!" "Oh, that's right. Ouais, c'est mon univers, n'est-ce pas?" K smiled. "It's green, though. Very festive. Maybe it's St. Patrick's Day there too." Lukie raised his eyebrows. I hope not. "I doubt it," he said aloud. "But let's go see." Once in the cockpit, and after A's affectionate welcome and a glance at the navicomp, Lukie made his determination. "It's a planet called Kashyyyk, the home of the Wookiee people." "Ooooh!!!" K and A breathed together. "Kashyyyk?" A tried it out. "Not Kashyk?" "Or Kashyyyyyyyk?" K added. "No," Lukie replied firmly. "Kashyyyk. And I don't think the Wookiees would like you calling it anything but that. You don't want to upset a Wookiee." Unfortunately, the girls were paying no attention to his words of caution. They were a flurry of action. "I'll get my sparkles!" yelled K. "And I'll get my slapping fish!" agreed A. "Don't forget the Kool-Aid!" "And the wild raspberry Jello!" "Wait--do Wookiees like wild raspberry Jello?" "K! Who wouldn't like wild raspberry Jello?!?" "You're right! But bring some fruit roll-ups just in case!" "You're so thoughtful, K!" There was a pause. By this point, both girls were in the back of the ship packing, and Luke had realized that it was going to be up to him to bring the ship in. A confident pilot, and one used to this galaxy, he executed it perfectly, though without the landing music. All through this time, he caught bits of shouted conversation. "A! Where's my leopard-skin cape?" "Under the pillow! Where's my safari hat?" "Ummm...didn't you give that one to Tiana to borrow?" "Oh yeah! Well, where are my explorer boots? You know, the ones that NavyGal gave me?" "On the bookself next to I, Jedi!" About ten standard minutes after Luke had brought the Beautiful Bantha in to land, he was joined by A and K. A was dressed in an old-fashioned hunter/explorer outfit, complete with a multi-pocketed vest, but without the hat. K was more wild, in a Tarzan-esque costume which included fake skins from many kinds of wild Earth carnivorous cats. Luke shook his head in amazement. "Here we go again..." *** There! Right off the top of my head!! SHE MEANS TO END US ALL!!! DOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!11eleventyone! There goes Ami's reputation of being a peaceful, nice person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin T Skywalker Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 I'm not a real Luke fan and never thought I'd feel sorry for him, but... wow, Ami. Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 "Under the pillow! Where's my safari hat?" "Ummm...didn't you give that one to Tiana to borrow?" Nice call, I love hats. I'm a Lukie fan and I don't feel sorry for him in the slightest. Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dartha Athanth Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Hey green cake is nice! I eat it quite often. Yay more silliness! I'm hoping no wookiee is going to swear lifedebts to them for saving their lives by stopping the nonsense. I'm not a lukie fan, but I do feel sorry for him. how weird. Darsha Assant turned dark at 2734 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amidala Skywalker Posted May 23, 2008 Author Share Posted May 23, 2008 *rubs hands together evilly* Darsha is giving me ideas.... Ha ha! I've finally written a story where those who like Luke don't feel pity and those that don't like him feel the pity! How ironic!! SHE MEANS TO END US ALL!!! DOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!11eleventyone! There goes Ami's reputation of being a peaceful, nice person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amidala Skywalker Posted July 21, 2008 Author Share Posted July 21, 2008 UP! A little more, because I feel like it! *** As the ramp lowered, the three adventurers were assaulted with the smells and sounds of Kashyyyk. "K! K!" A squealed. "'The jungle air is hitting me like a wet sock'!" K beamed. "You're right! Just like in that old fic!" A sighed. "I looove that analogy." Luke marshaled them off the landing platform. Strangely, there were no Wookiees around. They marched down the walkway, but no one was to be found. Luke frowned. "This doesn't seem right. We should have met someone by now." A froze. "What do you mean?" K's eyes were huge. "Did someone kill all the poor Cookiees?" "Wookiees," A whispered. "I mean, Wookiees?" K corrected, her face looking like she was about to burst into tears. Despite the situation, Luke found a smile try to creep to his face. "No, I don't think so. No one could have killed off all the Wookiees. I'm sure we'll find them," he comforted. "Oh! Okay!" K beamed. "What a marvelous adventure this is!" A said enthusiastically. They continued walking until they eventually came to a store. "SHOPPING!" K shouted. Our two heroines disappeared into the shop, leaving Lukie standing bewilderdly outside. "I should've expected that, I guess," he said aloud.He followed them inside and was glad to see a Wookiee proprietress. He walked up and introduced himself. "Where are the rest of your people?" he asked, pulling out a translating datapad from his pocket. The old Wook looked at A and K before lowering her voice and explaining that they had recieved a message from Tatooine not three hours ago warning all planets in the area to be on their lookout for three travelers that matched their description. "It said that you caused havoc at a traditional festival there. Is this true?" Luke grimaced. "Yes, it is. They're insane. They're not even from this galaxy. They insisted I show them around. But hopefully this will mean that our tour will be cut short." He thanked the Wookiee and moved to a bench to sit down and wait for A and K to be done shopping... *** Not as funny, but meh...I'm not at the top of my silliness game right now. SHE MEANS TO END US ALL!!! DOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!11eleventyone! There goes Ami's reputation of being a peaceful, nice person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin T Skywalker Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 You absolutely have done it. I'm going "poor Luke, having to deal with those insane females," instead of my usual "Poor everyone else for having to deal with Luke!" Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dartha Athanth Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 YAY for the up! Wookiee Cookies! Are they shopping for clothes? I wanna join in too! *claps with wet socks* Darsha Assant turned dark at 2734 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyGal Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Hahaha only just found this and I love it! More!!!! please! looking forward to tit One flash of my perfect chest and he'll be knocked out in a happytime daydream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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