Lord Ar-Pharazon Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 Standing tall and proud, on Aisle Nine of the discount grocery store, donning his Mike's Hard Lemonade sleeveless t-shirt, the man from California named Barcher, made his exasperated wishes clear. ”œAs the patriarch of this family, I will forsake gainful employment, in order that I may provide for our children. I will even forsake watching LOST.” [Associate of the Illinois Mafia since November 2002.] Member of the Four Horsemen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tress Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 Absolute gold I hope this keeps going Please check this out! http://www.gofundme.com/1zix44 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta73 Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 Simply amazing Ben, I love it...... Kind of reminds me of someone....... Heh, keep it up mate!! Ca'Aran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jidai Geki Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 Nice. I can't help but feeling that this story is coloured by its author's political beliefs somewhat, though... http://www.themire.co.uk-- being a veracious and lurid account of the goings-on in the savage Mire and the sootblown alleys of Portstown's Rookery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ar-Pharazon Posted August 8, 2010 Author Share Posted August 8, 2010 Nice. I can't help but feeling that this story is coloured by its author's political beliefs somewhat, though... True, but I would say only because "Barcher" was such an extreme polar opposite. [Associate of the Illinois Mafia since November 2002.] Member of the Four Horsemen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silas Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 This reminds me of the Simulation Game you used to do in PooDoo. Perhaps that thread should be unarchived and you should continue them?! Proud member of the JNET Addicts Club since November '05 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthBrendo Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 haha. I like this. The complete over the top nature of it is great and makes for fun reading. Member of Jnet Addict Club 12/05 Order of the Nocturnal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reptilia Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 That Barcher guy, he's a real piece of work. I wonder where the inspiration for his character came from... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myth Hunter Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Feeding the son toilet paper??? I hope it's fresh off the roll. This was good Ben. You always write in a way that keeps me interested. But I'm out of cheesecake. Taking over JNet, 1 thread at a time. JNet Royalty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyGal Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 I hope its wondersoft toilet paper! Love your comedy stuff you put up Ben! Keep it going! looking forward to tit One flash of my perfect chest and he'll be knocked out in a happytime daydream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 haha effing epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ar-Pharazon Posted February 13, 2011 Author Share Posted February 13, 2011 Nice. I can't help but feeling that this story is coloured by its author's political beliefs somewhat, though... That's a fair statement. Though, I have to play Barcher's known strengths and beliefs. And weaknesses. And when it rains, it pours. haha effing epic. Thanks Mael. I certainly did not expect to see this story brought up anytime soon. [Associate of the Illinois Mafia since November 2002.] Member of the Four Horsemen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chosen One Ephant Mon Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 I remember reading this a while back but I don't remember why I never commented. It's money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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