Lord Ar-Pharazon Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 Tiana suggested that I make a thread with my own suggestions for Fanfic Challenges. I hope it helps get the creative juices flowing. Here they are: Eight months ago, Morris died in a fire started by Muslim terrorists. Little did they know, he was brought back by a genie. Now, he's undead, bigoted and really, really pissed. Write the story”¦ Luke Skywalker thinks the Force is failing, but little does he realize he's just dealing with the early stages of Alzheimer's. Write the story”¦ Princess Leia is sitting there in a metal bikini, chained to a huge, gross, slimy Hutt, while helpless, scared, and quite frankly, a little turned on. Write the story”¦ Michael Moore gets thrown into the Star Wars universe and wants to film a documentary about the Rebel Alliance, but he hates them even more than the Bush Administration. Write the story”¦ A voodoo witch-docter uses black magic to bring Ben Kenobi back, but now he's evil, and paralyzed from the waist down. Write the poem”¦ An army of skeletons falls through a black hole, and appears inside the second Death Star merely minutes before the battle at Endor. So, now, as the Rebels approach, they have to deal with a ton of skeletons that are just floating in space, and not really aggressive, but just in the way, a lot. A magic ring that turns its wearer invisible appears on Ryloth. Write the story”¦ A hideous looking Chiss warrior asks out Padme and she says yes. Write the story”¦ Murderous ravens that can survive in space attack the Maw installation. Write the story”¦ Darth Maul is the main character of Episode I. Write the story”¦ Michelle Obama is teleported into the Star Wars universe and everyone there also thinks she looks as though someone slammed a frying pan in her face. Write the story... [Associate of the Illinois Mafia since November 2002.] Member of the Four Horsemen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mythicaa Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 They are some fantastic ideas. I love all of them. Give me a couple of days and I see what I can come up with. My mind is filling with ideas already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 A voodoo witch-docter uses black magic to bring Ben Kenobi back, but now he’s evil, and paralyzed from the waist down. Write the poem… An army of skeletons falls through a black hole, and appears inside the second Death Star merely minutes before the battle at Endor. So, now, as the Rebels approach, they have to deal with a ton of skeletons that are just floating in space, and not really aggressive, but just in the way, a lot. A magic ring that turns its wearer invisible appears on Ryloth. Write the story… A hideous looking Chiss warrior asks out Padme and she says yes. Write the story… Murderous ravens that can survive in space attack the Maw installation. Write the story… Darth Maul is the main character of Episode I. Write the story… Oh, goodness, I should write all of these. And the poem. POEM! Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dartha Athanth Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 *looks at list* *faints* Darsha Assant turned dark at 2734 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 But... but... I want to write a story now where Darth Maul becomes a murderous raven and is the main character of the Phantom Menace and attacks the Maw Installation which is surrounded by floating skeletons. As a poem. Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ar-Pharazon Posted March 10, 2009 Author Share Posted March 10, 2009 But... but... I want to write a story now where Darth Maul becomes a murderous raven and is the main character of the Phantom Menace and attacks the Maw Installation which is surrounded by floating skeletons. As a poem. How's my gift working out? You know... The one you need medication for. Just write something. I'm here to get the creative juices flowing. MORE!!!! A story where Luke does drugs, and irreversibly becomes a demon. A sassy black cop meets an all-business white cop, and both men, together, use a talking handgun to negotiate with terrorists. It would be an action comedy, and the talking gun would have to make really bad puns before shooting people. An adventure tale featuring a team of West Coast Rappers who have video game style ”œrandom encounters” [Associate of the Illinois Mafia since November 2002.] Member of the Four Horsemen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 But... but... I want to write a story now where Darth Maul becomes a murderous raven and is the main character of the Phantom Menace and attacks the Maw Installation which is surrounded by floating skeletons. As a poem. How's my gift working out? You know... The one you need medication for. Just write something. I'm here to get the creative juices flowing. Not to worry, I've been sharing the love. How could I keep this to myself? Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ar-Pharazon Posted March 10, 2009 Author Share Posted March 10, 2009 But... but... I want to write a story now where Darth Maul becomes a murderous raven and is the main character of the Phantom Menace and attacks the Maw Installation which is surrounded by floating skeletons. As a poem. How's my gift working out? You know... The one you need medication for. Just write something. I'm here to get the creative juices flowing. Not to worry, I've been sharing the love. How could I keep this to myself? Good. You're keeping a good thing going. Here's another challenge, by the way: Darth Grief finds a genie on a distant planet who grants him three wishes, then wishes for "a knife" three times and calls it a day. WRiTe abOuT iT!!! [Associate of the Illinois Mafia since November 2002.] Member of the Four Horsemen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dartha Athanth Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Hey LAP, I'm gonna do this one. Remind me if I forget! A coming of age story, where terrorists send ships into hyperspace, aimed at planets, and it's like the new, awesome form of terrorism. Darsha Assant turned dark at 2734 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasori Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 A story where Luke does drugs, and irreversibly becomes a demon. Isn't this Cade Skywalker's character? Resident Tech and Video Game Geek Well, crap, Sasori is correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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