Tiana asked for it... (Fin)

[Lhinneill]

Well, I haven't written a poem in forever, but since it's SUPPOSED to be bad, what the hey.

 

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Write a poem, they say.

But make it bad, or they won't pay.

"Write a POEM?!?!" I cry.

Aw, but poems are very, very dry.

(Except, of course, when they are not.)

 

Write a poem, they say.

And make it bad, hey hey.

But please do check your spelling,

or it certainly won't be selling.

(But then, if it's bad, who the heck's gonna buy it anyway?)

[Dartha Athanth]

Hey hey!

 

LOL

 

And I see that this will sell because I don't see any spelling errors...

[Anakin T Skywalker]

Pretty bad. But I like my bad poetry a bit worse.

[Tiana Calthye]

Yes, yes, I did. And this is a fine example of a 'good poet' who thinks they're good but really are just writing crappy poetry. It's not quite as satirical as our bad poetry. It's just bad.

 

Excellent!

 

But, Darsha's right, there's too few spelling errors. IT'LL SELL!!!

[Lhinneill]

Heh. I was aiming for satirical, but I was tired and couldn't think, so honestly this was the worst I could come up with.

 

I'm glad you...um...hate it.

[Amidala Skywalker]

As bad poetry--I LOVE it! As regular poetry--I HATE it! So you accomplished your goal perfectly!

 

Nice (horrible) work!