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Breaking through the regular broadcast cycle, a transmission from SEED runs across all frequencies of communication across the galaxy. Instead of seeing Governor Geki himself, instead the face of Andon Colos is what fills the screen. His features are solemn, eyes void of any emotion, this was to be his most haneous sin: betrayal.

 

"Citizens of the Galaxy, my name is Andon Colos, formerly of the Jedi Order. As many of you may know, I and my friends were recently captured by SEED. What many of you do not know, is that Governor Geki has opened my eyes and freed me from the deceit of 'Master' Gantoris and his evil sect.

 

My friend Leonardo could not live with his shame after SEED freed him from the brainwashing of the Jedi, so he ended his life. He leaves behind a healthy son after his act of self-cleansing, and I can attest to the fact that the boy is well cared for here.

 

The Governor and his allies are not monsters. They are not the villains here. They are actively working for galactic peace, and wish to be rid of the horrors of the violent Rebel terrorists and the dangerous, misleading Jedi. I have seen the light, after SEED helped my mind free of Gantoris' mental manipulation, and now I strive to help SEED in their noble endeavour. You should too, fellow citizens.

 

The images you have seen broadcast by Gantoris are outright lies- doctored images designed to cast SEED in a bad light. I know this, because I helped him to create them- to my eternal shame.

 

I now hope to atone for my past sins by helping the Governor rid the galaxy of these undesireable elements. I owe so much to SEED. I intend to repay them.

 

And to my former brethren; please, understand that you are being manipulated. Gantoris wants nothing other than your complete subservience. He is a tyrant, a monster who seeks to subvert law-abiding citizens.

 

Thank you for your time, citizens."

 

Now that he had completely abandoned his Order for the safety of another, the transmission faded to static, the Jedi's burning hazel gaze lasting in the minds of the viewers long after his message had ended...

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For the attention of all esteemed guests to Governor Geki's banquet;

 

For security reasons, the location of Sanity's End can regrettably not be divulged to the multitude. Thus, the SEED flagship the Ace of Knaves will be waiting above Coruscant tomorrow- the vessel is outfitted quite luxuriously, and will convey all honoured guests to the function. All those attending, please board the craft at Coruscant and you will be conveyed to the event.

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Snapping taste, cool freshment, and enough caffeine to power a super star destroyer, what more could one ask for?

 

If you don't believe us, just ask the following:

 

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Grand Admiral Thrawn: Conquering worlds and star systems is hard work and requires late nights for planning. I've found the taste and properties of KVC Cola refreshing and stimulating.

 

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Princess Leia Organa Solo: Between being a mother of three and my other duties I usually don't have time to kick it back and relax with a cold one. For the few moments I have to myself to sit down and enjoy a soda, I have a KVC Cola.

 

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Chewbacca: RRRRRRRRRR!

[Translation: KVC COLA! Give it to me or I'll rip your arms out of your sockets]

 

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Emperor Palpatine: Such a delicious drink coming my way... It is as I have foreseen with its sweet, low calorie, low carbinated goodness. Mwahahahaha!!!

 

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C-3P0: I say, I've always been a fan of energy shakes, but this cola does wonders for my systems. I can't think of words in all 6,000,000 of my languages to describe how exquisit, delicious, and fulfilling it is.

 

There you have it folks: KVC Cola is rated number one!

 

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The monarch of madness has returned!

 

[Associate of the Illinois Mafia since March 2002.]

[2nd in Command of the Lords of Hate since March 2002.]

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20 MILLION DEAD IN GENOCIDAL REBEL ATTACK

 

In a devastating, treacherous, and cowardly attack, Rebel forces decimated the moon of Sanity's End two days ago- condemning their own forces, including Vice-Admiral Forn Dodonna, to death as well as 20 MILLION innocents.

 

'Those of us lucky enough to escape this horrific atrocity are in deep mourning after the senseless waste of life upon the small, peaceful moon,' said a surviving SEED member today. Governor Jidai Geki is missing, presumed dead in the terrorist outrage.

 

*Cut to footage taken from an Imperial ship of the southern hemisphere being bathed in fire.*

 

Approximately two days ago the Rebel fleet arrived over the harmless moon colony, firing upon the ATLAS exhaust system in a cynical ploy to bathe the planteoid in fire when the exhaust system ignited in a vain attempt to flee the evil and nefarious Republican forces. The nothern hemisphere was destroyed at once, followed by the remainder of the moon barely two hours later. Experts estimate that the moon will be permanently uninhabitable following the sickening attack, which leaves an equatorial fissure scarring the moon.

 

Thankfully, Imperial Forces arrived in order to stop the Rebels from destroying fleeing transports carrying citizens to safety.

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The Admiral of the Imperial Navy appears holding his head, his eyes bent towards the floor in mourning.

 

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the SEED survivor you saw before you speaks great truths. For the planetoid of Sanity's End is no more, washed over in a bath of fire. Do what we could, my humble honor guard could not stop the Rebel dogs from fleeing, but did manage to prevent any further damage to escaping personnel. It is with a heavy heart that I do report on the great many deaths of those poor souls. May their souls rest on in the infinity of the Force."

 

Taking a pause, a breath and wiping a tear from his eye, the Admiral brushed it with his hand.

 

"Those images you saw before you, were true and undoctored. The Guerilla tactics of the Rebellion are deplorable to say the least. Assaulting Lord Geki when he was about to hold a Gala Event and now, Lord Geki is missing, presumably dead. Having burned alive while attempting to help an old lady cross the street to safety, holding a small baby in his arms and attempting to rescue a crying little boy having been separated from his mother. The Rebels would have you claim men like him, men like me, men like us are villains. Is that so? Are we the ones that rain down Hell's fury over Civilian targets?"

 

Stifling a sob, "No. But, when the Angels of the Apocalypse were set free, it is the Rebels who must hold their tongues and shield their eyes for the fury of the Mighty and True will bring down amongst them many things... A Crimson Tide shall cover their cities, they will cake with blood and choke on their own lives. Vengeance shall be our's for this horrendous crime... Mark my words."

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--Holo to the Rebel Alliance--

*Raiden's ass appeared on the monitors again, only this time with a smiley face drawn on it.*

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At a very late hour of the evening an ad comes on the screen with Lord Ar-Pharazon backing several videos of extreme hardcore pornography.

 

Pictures edited By Tarrian....

 

I am so editing them back in when I have time later. You can't touch them if my signature has them.

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GALACTIC APOCOLYPSE AVERTED!

KVC CALLS FOR CELEBRATION AT LAST CALL!

 

Galactic Associated Press

 

CORUSCANT- Using a device that he claims can measure the flow of space and time, mad inventor Kheldar vos Correlli believes that some universal crash threatened to snuff out the galaxy and of the mysterious invention of a higher power that saved all existence from complete annihilation.

 

"I've studied this phenomena very carefully. I expect people across the galaxy to be suffering from severe cases of deja-vu as the time stream re-asserts itself. We lost up five days because of this -crash- as I have dubbed it. Regardless of what you want to believe it did happen and I have the math to prove it."

 

Kheldar then launched into a long, complicated string of mathematical, quantum, and relativistic theorems to explain his reasoning.

 

"It seems the living, unifying Force that permeates all things has a memory. When this outside power threatened things, it instituted a -back up- if you will, reshaping the strands of spacetime that make up our universe to a stable state prior to the -crash-. I imagine the Force that surrounds us will be taking precautions now to prevent further outside invasions such as this from happening again. I'd bet my whole fortune on that."

 

When asked if he expected this incident to repeat itself, Kheldar shrugged his shoulders.

 

"I make my own luck usually, though what I've been given from fate is best described as ungodly amazingly astoundingly good luck too. We bounced back from this, and while a person can shape events so far, sometimes you just have to rely on a higher power. I'm not worried about it since it's out of my hands. Ame, Eli, and Bel, and spending time with them, or the intrigues of Admiral Kirana Sunrider, head of... er... Admiral Black, head of the rebellion and Admiral Phillep, head of the Empire concern me more (think I'm getting one of those uneasy deja-vu moments there). What happens in the cosmic sense of our universe (or metaverse) is really beyond me, despite the overwhelming stake I do own in The Force Ltd. in liscencing and marketting it."

 

When asked about the "Matrix Theory" as dubbed by some fanatics, Kheldar offered this answer.

 

"I find the use of computer parallels in my explaination for events only incidental. It's absurd to think we're just computer characters or simulations walking about a created fantasy world. While I have a deistic approach to the Force, I have a hard time accepting the existence of this cosmic "PhP Overseer and webmaster" known as "Kyoo"."

 

When asked for concluding statement, the following was given:

 

"Such as it is, I still think this is a cause to celebrate. We'll have to carry through and carry on as if this didn't happen, but I think calling everyone together to kick back a few pints isn't too unreasonable. The Force will be with us on this and I think we'll be alright in the end."

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The monarch of madness has returned!

 

[Associate of the Illinois Mafia since March 2002.]

[2nd in Command of the Lords of Hate since March 2002.]

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U.E.E.R. DISSIDENT MURDERED!

 

Galactic Associated Press

 

TATOOINE: In Mos Eisley, a famed Ewok dissident of the United Endorian Ewok Republic and its leader, El President Chairman "Los Angelos del Muerte" Willet "Wicked" Wolly, was found brutally slain in a back alley.

 

Chubby Trotsky McFurkins, an early Ewok UEER leader left the forest moon after disagreements with Wolly's leadership style. Exiled to Tatooine, he took up with Drall artist Adirf Olahk and began spreading his own brand of communism under the wary eye of the Hutts.

 

Chubby Trotsky McFurkins was found murdered with what appears to have been an ice pick. Initial reports from witnesses indicate a man in a white trench coat leaving the scene, but they later recanted their testimony. Our investigative reporter here has just identified the murderer! He is... *whisper whisper* Oh no! Him?! If I said that he'd kil... Er.. We're live aren't we? Ah... It appears the theory of the man in the white coat can be safetly discounted, as has been done so by authorities investigating the murder, deeming it a mere accident.

 

A statement from Chairman Willet Wolly after the murder broke out read and I say, "Yub Huta-chataka!" Translated that means, "It is a fate befitting an enemy of the people. Even those enlightened souls on Tatooine recognize the value of the People's Revolution and acknowledged the historical inevitability of the conflict between Chubby's capitalist head and the prolateriat ice pick. While it is unfortunate and something we had no part in, it cannot be mourned either. The revolution has no tears for subversive, rightist, capitalist roader pigs!"

 

Drall artist Adirf Olahk, married to another Drall, was a celeberiety of noteriety around these parts- both for her bohemian lifestyle, unique paintings, and the affair with Trotsky McFurkins, was distraut at the news, blaming UEER agents for engineering this plot and hiring someone to murder Chubby with that ice pick.

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"Daddy, I love you. Life couldn't be more perfect. I love being alive."

 

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*A highly encrypted comm, recorded at a secret location and broadcast from another equally secret location, is placed on the Holonet.

 

The following message appears on the screen:*

 

THE JEDI WHO KILLED A PLANET

 

*Cut to Geki, looking sad. A cute orphan is sat on his knee.*

 

'Greetings, esteemed citizens of the galaxy. You are looking-'

 

*-Geki looks down at the orphan, smiles, and brushes her cheek tenderly-*

 

'-At one of the few survivors of the massacre at Sanity's End. As you may remember, Rebel terrorists scarred the planet, rendering it uninhabitable, and killing 20 million innocents. Innocents like little Nikki's parents here-'

 

'-My name's Mikki, Mr. Geki sir-'

 

'Do you want to see your kitten again? Then hush up- Yes, little Mikki's parents, who were boiled alive at Sanity's End. An excruciating way to go- I've seen footage, you know.'

 

*Little Mikki begins to cry at being reminded of her parent's death. Geki, oblivious, stands up abruptly, throwing his arms into the air dramatically. Little Mikki falls off his lap and out of camera shot with a thud.*

 

'But now, new evidence has unearthed itself! SEED investigators, painstakingly reconstructing the event on backwater planet populated by no one but ignoble savages, have discovered the sole perpetrator of the attack! That person is no other than... Ben'a Solo!'

 

*Cut to a doctored picture of Ben'a gleefully murdering bunny rabbits.*

 

'The bounty on Jedi Master Gantoris has been reallocated. Two million credits for the man- or woman- who brings me Ben'a Solo, alive. Good day.'

 

*Fade to black.*

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... and after that explosion, the furry bomber ran off sobbing, where he was somehow able to evade authorities. Thankfully no one was hurt and a statement from the owner declared it was "business as usual here."

 

Famed Archaeologist Dissapears

 

Galactic Associated Press

 

CORELLIA: Coronet City University is in an uproar following the dissaperance of famed archeaologist Dr. Grantz Tyrell. Tyrell 46, known for his studies in ancient Corellian substructures- particularly the eldritch planetary repulsors found under Corellia and the other four planets in the system.

 

Tyrell's dissapearance, investigated by Lt. Doppler of CorSec, has raised eyebrows when his research dissapeared with him. Tyrell promised a "marvelous breakthrough on our understanding of Corellia's place in the galaxy," in an unreleaseed paper due at a conference on Coruscant next month. When asked if his research was related to his vanishing, CorSec's response was inconclusive, though they admitted it was a possiblity. For those of you unfamiliar with this, the five planets of the Corellia system are all found to contain subterranian planetary repulsor systems, possibly used in conjunction with the infamous Centerpoint Station to move the planets of the Corellia system into its current position.

 

Tyrell was last seen leaving his office at around 11 PM two days ago. When he failed to make it home the next morning, his wife, Alisia, contacted CorSec in regards to this matter. The fact his research dissapeared too alerted authorities to the possibility of foul play, but there is no evidence of struggle or otherwise, giving the impression, he "just upped and vanished."

 

Family and friends are consoling Alisia and her two daughters, aged 18 and 11 and there is a vigil being held at the university hoping for the professor's safe return. CorSec's investigation is on going, but admittedly has no leads in this case.

 

Celebrity Sabacc Finals Begin

 

CORUSCANT: Galactic stars, including famed...

I'm trying to start a war here. It's a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition.

 

-Vizzini, The Princess Bride

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*The revitalized and now clean-shaven face of the one-time Admiral appears on the Holonet... it is no longer worn, aged or tired... neither bleak or terrifying, but warm and fresh... after cosmetic surgery and countless other spa treatments.*

 

"Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, it is I, once more... to die before your eyes? No. To warn of Rebel Treachery and Villainy? Alas, no. To console those who are suffering of the terrible plague afflicting the disfigured aliens of the Bowels of Coruscant? Possibly, but they do not pay. But I do come before you, to those poor fools still trapped on Coruscant... with great deals of wealth and scrambling to escape the planet by whatever routes possible. Well... I have a suggestion... Kashyyyk."

 

*The scene shifts to resort complex built upon the terraformed world,*

 

"Rustic, yet fully outfitted communities now line the once rash and savage world providing safari adventures escorted by Wookiee Scouts into the Shadowlands including arms rental of the finest merchandise available as well as a Day Spa, Child Care Centers... the grandest Mercantile shops of all shapes, sizes and designs. A true mecca for those wishing to get away from it all with the comforts of it all."

 

*Dispelling the images with the wave of his hand, the face of Phillep once again appears centered on the projectors.*

 

"Come now or not at all... Reservations are filling in quickly and we have limited room, a prime vacation spot from your friends at the Regal Resort and Spa and countless other financial contributors. Good day all and when the force isn't with you our Housekeeping Staff and Attendants will be."

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--Holo to the Rebel Alliance--

*Raiden's ass appeared on the monitors again, only this time with a smiley face drawn on it.*

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Breaking News Bulletin

 

All across our beloved city-planet, the Coruscant Banking System is in complete dissaray. The entirety of the electronic funds entrusted to Coruscant Banks have been deleted, erased completely. Back up systems, branching systems, all are infected by a mysterious computer virus. It's origins unknown, its infection has been total and devastating. While it could easily have spread to any of the connected systems, mysteriously its infection has been completely localized. Nonetheless the economy of our beloved planet is clearly finished, and we are all doomed.

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"Darkness is a friend, an ally. Darkness allows us to understand others, to see what they value when they believe no one else is looking."

-Darth Rivan

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Across all channels and throughout the Galaxy, almost all HoloNet activity is intercepted and knocked off the network as a Priority One-Alpha transmission clearance, obtained by the breakaway Open Sky movement, begins to replace the usual holo-dramas, local news, and other programmes currently running. The images are replaced with several wide-angle shots of the Coruscanti skyline above and around the old Jedi Temple, paying special attention to several dozen large-capacity transports as they land and evacuate civilians from the warzone The insignia of the ships can clearly be seen and identified as belonging to the Rebel Alliance.

 

A middle-aged female voice can be heard describing the scene; her tone is professional and it is clear that she knows what she is talking about and that the information is reliable and continuously updated.

 

"This is Jessra D'galna here on Coruscant, where the recent attack by the Rebel Alliance against the Imperial headquarters, combined with what I can only describe as a plague of zombies has unfortunately left hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians dead...hold on...I'm getting a bulletin here..."

 

The woman pauses for a moment, and the shuffling of paper is heard.

 

"I've just recieved word that the Rebel Alliance is apologizing fully and formally, and that they are offering safe refuge and resettlement off-world to anyone who has been rendered homeless by this tragedy, as well as for those who have lost loved onse and property to either disaster. They also advise that any remaining Imperial forces should not interfere with this evacuation, as this will prove the true nature as has been expressed by the Rebellion for many years..."

 

The woman paused again, and this time she can be clearly heard to blow her nose.

 

"...and I must agree with this. I have witnessed for myself this catastrophe --" a quarter of the screen switches to footage taken earlier of a fierce bombardment taking place near the old Jedi temple "-- and I am forced to wonder what kind of galactic government would be so cowardly as to hide among their own civilians in the name of retaining power...hold on...something new is happening..."

 

The earlier footage is replaced by the picture of a transport landing amongst the ruins of the Jedi Temple. The camera zooms in on this, and the image of several people in robes, along with quite a few other beings that somehow managed to survive the recent attacks, is barely discernable as they board the large ship. The vessel begins to rise and fly away from the ruined temple, leaving the POV of the camera as it (presumably) moves off to load up more refugees.

 

"It seems that some have survived the destruction of the former Jedi Temple...this seems like a miracle of the Force to this veteran reporter. So far, the civilian evacuation is going smoothly, but we will continue to provide the rest of the Galaxy with up-to-the-nanosecond coverage....stay tuned for more footage..."

 

The transmission continues uninterrupted...

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"The Emperor has made a critical error, and the time for our

attack has come..." Mon Mothma, Return of the Jedi

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As Jessra D'galna interviews random civilians who are about to be evacked a small contingents of what appear to be mandalorians can be seen if one looks extremely close in the far reaches of the camera view.

 

Many of the civilians are alarmed at their mandaloran armor which is nearly identical to that of their mentor Rane Scando.

 

Each Elite carries an extra parcel along with their regularly large armament of weapons.

 

Ignoring the already startled civilians, the Elites can be seen entering a small shaft of sorts and dissappearing out of sight.

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The reports continue to flow through the HoloNet, informing the rest of the Galaxy as to what is going on at Coruscant. The veteran reporter Jessra D'galna resumes her commentary as several things begin to happen...

 

"Here I am once again on Coruscant, where the battle for control of the Galactic capital is still going on. I've received word that the Rebels are nearly finished with evacuating the civilians from quite a wide radius away from the battle...hold on, something is happening....the Empire may be making a move..."

 

A bellowed oath and a "zoom in, zoom in, you nerf-herder!" is barely heard amidst the cacophony of noise that suddenly erupts around them. The cameraman obliges, and a rough zoom is concentrated on the source of this turn of events. To anyone watching, another quarter of the screen shows this change in focus, and soon a horrified sight is shown to the whole Galaxy, not unlike a certain doomed zeppelin that will meet its fate in another galaxy, in the far future...

 

"Oh my goodness," the reporter sighs in a voice of mingled horror and awe. "Some sort of explosion has erupted on the Upper Levels, and seems to be catching one of the transports --" a deafening roar is heard "-- she's burst into flame, she's burst into flame! She's going down, the transport is going down and impacting on the surface! The transport is down! Oh get out of the way, get out of the way...the horror...oh my God... I've never seen anything like this ladies and gentlemen, this is the worst of the worst catastrophes I've ever seen...oh the humanity of it all...!"

 

The reporter stops speaking for a while as the transport continues to burn, but the footage is uninterrupted, and the rest of the screen shows other transports as they safely unload their civilian cargo.

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"The Emperor has made a critical error, and the time for our

attack has come..." Mon Mothma, Return of the Jedi

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OOC((How could imperials in the bowels of curscant burning out already cleared shafts and tunnels hit a transport in the upper levels? Forn, post the results of your own actions, not mine.))

Hand of Shodan: Now, we want no Sith fleet interference in our plot, could you post one of your messages?

Hand of Shodan: jk

*******: I could.....but can you pm me what thread and what is the plot line and who is allowed to be involved....

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OOC((But he posted it actually happening in the thread...))

Hand of Shodan: Now, we want no Sith fleet interference in our plot, could you post one of your messages?

Hand of Shodan: jk

*******: I could.....but can you pm me what thread and what is the plot line and who is allowed to be involved....

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JEDI MANIACS DECIMATE RYLOTH

 

Horror befell the peaceful and friendly Twi'Leki people of Ryloth today, when the charitable visit of dignitaries Governor Jidai Geki and Lord Ar-Pharazon was interrupted by bloodthirsty religious fanatics of the Jedi sect with one thing in mind- mass murder.

 

*Footage is shown of the Jedi attacking SEED troopers, cutting down Twi'Leki as well as SEED men.*

 

The evil fundamentalist terrorists are thought to have been responsible for around 2 billion deaths, with many more to come as disease and pestilence sweeps the battlefield. Governor Geki and Lord Ar-Pharazon, who luckily escaped the bedlam, are reported to be "shocked and appalled" by the incident. The two men were touring hospices and orphanages, handing out candy and lifelong supplies of KVC Cola to 100 lucky terminally ill patients.

 

An inquiry is ongoing.

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Breaking News

 

This is Katie Van Ree for Holonet News. We have just received word that the Coruscant Upper Levels District Hospital is being held ransom by none other than Vladimir Faust. We received a recorded message of the threat that was sent to the Jedi with regards to this act of terrorism.

 

--cue recording-- (Footage in the background shows patients being evacuated from the hospital with much panic and confusion.)

 

Hello, hello, hello, Keiran and company. I've come back for an encore. I know a large party consisting of Keiran and three other Jedi came through here and I've come to pay my respects. Yes... the blackout and the madness are my doing. I'm making a simple set of demands. I want Keiran to meet me in the central foyer, unarmed and ready to pay his dues. The rest of you can go and should. That beeping you hear in the background of my speech is a thermal detonator. I've set a few of these up around here. Oh, won't someone please think of the children?! Yes, I've heard it before. Well, unless you can evacuate the whole hospital the situation will turn very tragic. Considering the turbolifts are out you might have better luck throwing people out of windows.

 

Should you decide defenestration isn't an option, you can be a good lad and do as you're told. Ob may be finished with you, but your head is wanted by someone else on an offer too good to pass up. You really don't have much time, so I'll see you downstairs soon enough Keiran my lad, or at least in the next six minutes if your vows as a Jedi Knight mean anything to you. I mean, I hope it means more to you than the life of every man, woman, and child in this hospital means to me....

 

(Faust's manic laughter is heard as the recording ends)

 

This Bounty Hunter means business. People like him shouldn't be allowed to get away with acts of terrorism. This heartless man is willing to kill countless thousands of innocent men, women and children just to get to one man. Justice needs to be done and I don't believe that his demands should be met. No-one should be put into the position that Jedi Knight Keiran Valoria has been put in. Stop Vladimir Faust before it is too late.

 

More updates will be broadcast as they come in.

 

This is Katie Van Ree for holonet news signing off.

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The daily galactic news is viewed by trillions of beings. As many come from their daily jobs, this nights news would not be normal.

 

The Galactic Federation

 

Smoldering ruins of the jedi temple and the upper levels are shown, but this time with an unfamiliar site accompanying them. Rebel personel with species of all kinds among their ranks are rebuilding city blocks and homes.

 

Soldiers can be seen giving candy to little children who come to play around the debre of fallen imperial fighters and vehicles. Banners carrying rebel insignia are hung in windows and fireworks are set off at night by B-Wings flying over the massive city scape.

 

Other planets off the same scenes. Children walk out of houses not afraid anymore, the streets are full of markets and games and everyday business is resumed.

 

Species of all kinds are all smiles as the screen switches from planet to planet, each with their own small story of freedom. A raspy voice comes in and the planet scenes fade into background as a Mon Calamari steps forward.

 

"Beings of the galaxy, this is a day to rejoice. A time of rebirth is at hand. Once more we are able to stand together as one like the old republic of yester year".....

 

The image of the Pal Polloda fades out and is replaced by more scenes of beings on many planets voting in polls to elect their senator for the new senate. After many principle planets are shown the screen ques back on the Mon Calamari senator.

 

"Our new government is called the The Galactic Federation. We all have a voice in this new government. This galaxy will be the better for all of our participation. I and the other senators cannot rebuild the galaxy alone. We need every individual. Get to the poles and vote. Be democratic."

 

The insignia of the new Galactic Federation fades into existence as the news cast ends.

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-Senator-

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Rebels Pollute Airwaves With Propaganda!!!

An alien with a bulbous head appears.

 

"To top off today's reports, we're bringing you the news as it happens. And as it happens, members of the terrorist sect known as the ”˜Rebel Alliance' have been polluting the ”˜net with stories of the Galactic Empire's downfall. Needless to say, these stories are not true. Need I remind the citizens of this galaxy that these are same rebels that just leveled several blocks on Coruscant not too long ago ”“ an act that resulted in the deaths of countless innocent beings! These false reports are no doubt part of a twisted plot to kill even more innocent beings ”“ innocent beings like you, and more importantly, me!"

 

The alien with the bulbous head takes a deep breath, allowing his words to hang in the air.

 

"I've just got a report in that Emperor Akturus, the kind old leader of this galaxy's legal government, is prepared to reach out to the rebels and come to some sort of peaceful solution..."

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*A holo-broadcast of Jidai Geki, sitting solemnly in front of a fire with a book, appears.

 

Geki looks up, feigns surprise, and takes his reading glasses off.*

 

'Hello, citizens. Today the terrorists proclaimed their illegal 'Galactic Government. They told you that their "Senators" are working tirelessly to put power in your hands. I ask you this- who elected these Senators? Did you? Did I? The answer, friends and neighbours, is a resounding 'no'. This so-called 'government' is illegal. I ask, that if you want to determine your own government, then do just that. Don't give power to these criminals; vote SEED and vote for Chancellor Jidai Geki.

 

'Polling stations are being set up throughout the galaxy. Vote Geki for a brighter future.'

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Corruption at the Polls

 

 

With the elections in full swing around the galaxy a holonet news crew can be seen nearing the election polls on an planet. Escorted by rebel elites, there is need because thugs rumored to be paid off by Jedai Geki.

 

As the news crew comes up to the seen they're unnoticed as are the elites. Large hulking aliens and humans alike are keeping a line in order and indeed intimidating the would be voters. A few man lay off to the side nursing broken arms and the like.

 

The reporter drums into her report unnoticed as the thugs go to their harrassment duties with pleasure. The elites stand off camera unseen.

 

"This is Tyel Mre'By coming to you live from Chandrila. We've had rumors of voter being hindered all over the galaxy by unknown gangs of thugs at the election polls....Rumor has it that the upstart Jidai Geki is behind this. I myself have no voted yet and I will put this rumor to the test."

 

With the the reporter hands her microphone off camera and heads over towards the line of voters slowly creeping its way towards the voting booths. Tyel is quickly to the front of the line about ready to go into the polls when one of the large brutes approaches her and can be seen in plain view grabbing her arm and raking her to the side of the line.

 

Pressing a small button on her belt the whole altercation can be heard by the entire galaxy. The brute speaks in broken up basic, barely able to have his brain process the simple language.."Vote for Geki or join them over there." The large greenish alien snarls and points over to the group of people who had been roughed up and we suffereing from sprains, breaks and the like.

 

With that said the Elites rush in and though the brutes are two and three times their size, they are quickly put down and arrested. Tyel manages to cast her vote which she does not disclose as the camera continues rolling. The rest of the line is in shock from the scene, but now the atmosphere is one of cheer and productivity as each being is now able to cast its own vote.

 

Tyel returns to camer and ends the report. "This Geki indeed appears to be forcefully trying to win the vote his way. The Galactic Federation will not allow this to go on anymore." The Rebel Elites, now the honor guard for the Galactic Federation can be seen leading the thugs into their ship for trial. The beasts keep attempting to shake free while shouting plethoras of obscenities, which they speak better in basic than regular words.

 

"There you have it folks, I for one will not be voting for Geki! This is Twi'Lek Tyel Mre'By signing off." The camera fades out as the Galactic Federation insignia fades in.

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