What Happens After You Call Tech Support (Complete)

[Sasori]

This is a conversation between a friend of mine here at my job and myself. For a bit of backstory, he transferred to me a customer who was more than obviously drunk off her ass while trying to coherently explain to me that she has DirecTV installing today and her Comcast service stopped working. Needless to say the call was quick but difficult and here is me talking to Adam, who referred to her as drinking too much "cough syrup" when he called over as such things are recorded at this company.

 

H, Johnathan [2:22 PM]:

Cough Syrup for sure

H, Johnathan [2:22 PM]:

lol

T, Adam [2:25 PM]:

told you

T, Adam [2:25 PM]:

nyquil since like 8 am

Hartel, Johnathan [2:25 PM]:

lol

T, Adam [2:25 PM]:

and then maybe a keyboard duster as a chaser

H, Johnathan [2:26 PM]:

yeah she said she was going to see if the internet is working and call back

T, Adam [2:27 PM]:

lol. yeah i dont know what was going on but she had direct tv supposed to be coming at 2 and now her cable doesnt work. i'm wondering if they're like... on her roof right now and she's just totally clueless.

H, Johnathan [2:27 PM]:

probably

H, Johnathan [2:27 PM]:

she was quite moronic

T, Adam [2:28 PM]:

she was on something. i dont think she could figure out how to use her lips. she just sort of mumbled sounds and i some how managed to get "my cable isnt working" out of it.

H, Johnathan [2:29 PM]:

yup

H, Johnathan [2:29 PM]:

same

H, Johnathan [2:29 PM]:

i managed to get her to shuffle along though

T, Adam [2:30 PM]:

yeah. she's probably in a coma now.

H, Johnathan [2:31 PM]:

There are only so many drinks you can take

H, Johnathan [2:31 PM]:

lol

T, Adam [2:30 PM]:

hung up her phone and drown in her bowl of off brand lucky charms

H, Johnathan [2:32 PM]:

wow, seriously that's just horrific. especially because those marshmallows taste like ass.

T, Adam [2:32 PM]:

lol hahahah.

T, Adam [2:32 PM]:

i paint a pretty picture.

H, Johnathan [2:32 PM]:

indeed

T, Adam [2:33 PM]:

she is probably in some.. dank... pitch black basement with blankets tacked over the windows.

H, Johnathan [2:33 PM]:

I can see her, disheveled hair and sunken eyes with a bottle of jack half tipped over a bowl of animal shaped marshmallows and carboard looking oat pieces.

T, Adam [2:33 PM]:

pizza boxes and empty canned air and nyquil bottles strewn everywhere

H, Johnathan [2:33 PM]:

cat feces in the kitchen with greasy dishes piled over the limit

T, Adam [2:33 PM]:

hahahahaah

T, Adam [2:33 PM]:

yes

T, Adam [2:34 PM]:

we just described that ladies entire life

H, Johnathan [2:34 PM]:

not completely

H, Johnathan [2:34 PM]:

on wednesdays she plays bingo

H, Johnathan [2:35 PM]:

and smokes with her friend who just got out of her 8th divorce

T, Adam [2:35 PM]:

hahahahahahh

[Tiana Calthye]

The customer is NOT ALWAYS RIGHT. Good ancedote.

[Amidala Skywalker]

Aww...I can't help but feel sorry for the woman. And this makes me shudder to think about what the tech people say about me after I'm done. "My computer is not working, and I have no idea what's wrong..."

[Tiana Calthye]

As long as you phone them sober, probably nothing.

 

It's the... idiots. I love reading NotAlwaysRight. If you don't behave like that, though, probably no one says a thing about you.