Dartha Athanth Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 (edited) Well obviously college level classes don't allow for these kinds of essays anymore but since it's a beginning italian class, I can return to elementary school once more, albeit in a different language... Original italian text: Da bambino, Darth Vader era avventuroso. Perchè lui viveva nella foresta noiosa, ogni giorno, lui usciva di solito, prendeva un'aereo dei planeti differenti. Mentre Darth Vader telefonava Obi-Wan Kenobi, lei madre ho comprato un'aereo nuovo per Vader! Vader era sorpriso e allegro. Il sabato, Darth Vader visitava l'Emperor. Un giorno, l'Emperor ho detto: "Io ho avuto un preso per te, è l'aereo grande, si chiamava "Il Stella Morte"." Dopo, Darth Vader amava il Emperor. Lui madre e Obi-Wan Kenobi erano triste. (Somewhat translated) When he was young, Darth Vader was adventurous. Because he lived in a boring forest, everyday, he would always go out, and take an aeroplane to the different planets. While Darth Vader was talking on the phone with Obi-Wan Kenobi, his mother bought a new aeroplane for him! Vader was surprised and happy. Every Saturday, Darth Vader would visit the Emperor. One day, the Emperor said: "I have a present for you - it is the big aeroplane which is called "The Death Star!". After that, Darth Vader loved the Emperor. His mother and Obi-Wan Kenobi were sad.[list=] Edited February 10, 2010 by Guest Darsha Assant turned dark at 2734 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jidai Geki Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 That fickle little beast. A hell of a lot more plausible than Lucas' take on his fall, that's for sure. Why are you studying Italian? http://www.themire.co.uk-- being a veracious and lurid account of the goings-on in the savage Mire and the sootblown alleys of Portstown's Rookery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Completely plausable. Makes total sense. And I echo Geki--why are you studying Italian? Just because? Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dartha Athanth Posted February 9, 2010 Author Share Posted February 9, 2010 For fun and to help me in opera singing! Prob switching to japanese next year though because it's the language that my family speaks the third most.... And yes, I forgot the word for desert so i just wrote forest. >.<. My teacher's comments were "molto creattivo!" Thanks for reading! Darsha Assant turned dark at 2734 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amidala Skywalker Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 LOL...that's great. I love the last line. I wish I knew Italian. I'm sure I could learn it easily, since I know French pretty well. SHE MEANS TO END US ALL!!! DOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!11eleventyone! There goes Ami's reputation of being a peaceful, nice person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ar-Pharazon Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Haha. I didn't log on expecting to read something in Italian, considering where I am now. Well done, Dartha. [Associate of the Illinois Mafia since November 2002.] Member of the Four Horsemen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dartha Athanth Posted February 10, 2010 Author Share Posted February 10, 2010 (edited) Il Signore Ar-Pharazon: Tu non hai capisci italiano?! L'insano!! La Signora Amidala Cielo-Camminatrice: Grazie! Io non lo so e Francese, o l'altro lingue romantiche. Edited February 11, 2010 by Guest Darsha Assant turned dark at 2734 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaderman Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Very lovely, Dartha. My girlfriend is fluent in Italian. It's amused me quite a bit, your tale. Good job. Proud member of the Jnet's Addict Club since 12/2009 We admin best when we admin drunk. The Life Adventures of Stanley the Plant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyGal Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 I wish I paid more attention in yr 8 Italian class! That said I liked it! Quite amusing and the last line made me laugh! Oh and I pretty much understood the second sentences you wrote to LAP and Ami... randomly picking up parts of languages ftw! I remember in Paris reading a plaque on a statue memorialising some massacre in Albania or someplace in the early 1900's and translating it with guesswork looking forward to tit One flash of my perfect chest and he'll be knocked out in a happytime daydream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Indeed, I picked up on some of it too. But that may be because I know a handful of French and Spanish words and it doesn't seem all that different from those two... enough to fill it in with guesswork. It's interesting how languages work that way. Or maybe it has to do with the fact that English beat up a bunch of languages and stole their words. Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ar-Pharazon Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 (edited) Or maybe it has to do with the fact that English beat up a bunch of languages and stole their words. Sounds to me like everyone in this thread needs to study Latin. Picking apart cognates is the work of children, or brats rather, who roll on the thatched barn's floor, with the dogs, while brigands drink in the reek. You're all pedestrians. Edited February 10, 2010 by Guest [Associate of the Illinois Mafia since November 2002.] Member of the Four Horsemen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dartha Athanth Posted February 10, 2010 Author Share Posted February 10, 2010 (edited) Tiana: No I think it's because the Romans conquered most of Europe... most Romantic languages are similar because they are latinate, though English has quite a bit of Germanic influence as well. Thanks for reading again! Edited February 11, 2010 by Guest Darsha Assant turned dark at 2734 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ar-Pharazon Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 No I think it's because the Romans conquered most of Europe... most Romantic languages are similar because they are latinate, though English has quite a bit of Germanic influence as well. Thanks for reading again! More importantly, ragazza, keep in mind that certain things aren't to come onto this site. I've been explicit with you, concerning this matter before. Vivo negli Stati Uniti. Scrivilo per favore! You all still need to learn Latin. [Associate of the Illinois Mafia since November 2002.] Member of the Four Horsemen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dartha Athanth Posted February 11, 2010 Author Share Posted February 11, 2010 (edited) >.< Mi dispiace, io ho dimenticato. Io sempre penso J.Net è Facebook. Non, tu hai abiti in Messico! 哈哈， 以后我写唐诗还比较好啦。。。。 （我放棄了。。。 我沒別的語言了。） Edited February 11, 2010 by Guest Darsha Assant turned dark at 2734 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jidai Geki Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Some of us read enough Mandarin to get the gist of that, Dartha. http://www.themire.co.uk-- being a veracious and lurid account of the goings-on in the savage Mire and the sootblown alleys of Portstown's Rookery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dartha Athanth Posted February 11, 2010 Author Share Posted February 11, 2010 oops. 日本語わ？ Darsha Assant turned dark at 2734 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ar-Pharazon Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Yeah, that only took me about seven seconds on Google. Come on, lass, just play ball. [Associate of the Illinois Mafia since November 2002.] Member of the Four Horsemen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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