Dartha Athanth Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 (edited) Because I always try to avoid homework and studying. In response to the latest challenge, of course. So: Title: Star Wars Carols Rating: PG reason: hell? and cuss? critique encouraged but this is a no brainer thing anyway. (To the tune of the Huron Carol-it's canadian, Tiana you should know it) 'Twas in the moon of wintertime when all jedi had fled, That the Force foresaw what had to be done now instead. Before its light, the stars grew dim, And wand'ring warriors heard the hymn: "The twins now are born The twins are born! Balance will be found this morn..." Within a desert hovel a tender babe was found, The other in a palace with mountains that surround. But as the Destroyers drew nigh, The Force's song still rang loud and high: "The twins now are born The twins are born! Balance will be found this morn..." O children of the galaxy, Oh sons of Force renewed Mourn no more for today the answer is born again for you. The time is near, so do not fear For a new hope will now appear: "The twins now are born The twins are born! Balance will be found this morn..." Looloolooloolooooooooooooo(ke) - lol I couldn't resist this last line though it really ends with loolooing. and omsehting sillier: Jingle Bells, Vader smells, Palpy's a bad egggggg... Obi-wan had some fun, And cut off Vader's leggss! Jingle Bells, Oh what the hell (Mustafar looks like it.) Though I don't know, but that volcano Should have fried them to a crisp ~~~~ Dashing through the snow In Hoth's white open space, AT-ATs were brought low - We tied up their shoelace --- (ses) Instead of a sword's 'ting' We make them all go "bzzzzz' What fun it is to shoot and sing, And Han Solo will cuss, Oh.. Jingle bells Jingle bells (THough I've never seen any) In a Star Wars movie, Or in a wookiee Though who cares anyway? Wheee! Ok, back to fiction writing (the course, not fanfiction, alas.) Edited December 10, 2008 by Guest Darsha Assant turned dark at 2734 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reptilia Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 The first Jingle Bells verse made me pee myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthBrendo Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 haha. Funny stuff. Member of Jnet Addict Club 12/05 Order of the Nocturnal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 ROFL! Awesome. I love the first verse of Jingle Bells as well. And I think I know the Huron Carol but I can't offhand think of its real words... oh well. EDIT: Uh, which challenge is this a response to? Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dartha Athanth Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 1) Take a song and rewrite its words to fit the fandom ???? Darsha Assant turned dark at 2734 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amidala Skywalker Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 LOL...I love the first one, and the first verse of Jingle Bells had me cracking up! Now I have to try this... SHE MEANS TO END US ALL!!! DOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!11eleventyone! There goes Ami's reputation of being a peaceful, nice person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 1) Take a song and rewrite its words to fit the fandom ???? I'M TIRED, OKAY? ...And that wasn't a challenge, that wsa me explaining what a songfic was to Brendo, but okay! They're challenges NOW! Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dartha Athanth Posted December 9, 2008 Author Share Posted December 9, 2008 Anyway- huron carol they're not good at all/the transmission sucks but i just grabbed anything. Darsha Assant turned dark at 2734 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Aha! I only had to hear the first line. Yes, I know it. It's a great one. I love it, with all its minors. Mm. Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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