Guest Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Tale of Eerok- Black Orc- Warhammer one day eerok waz killen dem stunties, dem der were dem pointy ear prissy elfz, dem ones wif dem white hairz eerok see dem prissy elfz wif dem point earsz n stabz dem wif hiz truzty swordz dem screamz eeiii, wif dem pointy earz bouncin n de wayz 'wimmin cry and no comfort for dem!!! den der waz dem stuntiez, stuntiez r evilz dwarvze wif long berdz! dem stabz u, or plinkaz u in de face sumtimz eerok, has to stabz dem stunties healz in de eyes eerok gud meanz greeniez n hangz out wif tiny goboz de endz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthBrendo Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 hahaha. Cindy has overindulged in Warhammer and her English skills have regressed to Orcgrish. Member of Jnet Addict Club 12/05 Order of the Nocturnal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Lol We are on an RP server so I spent like 6 hours yesterday having to talk like that, to the point when I got on aim I talked to Andon like that... and he was like "WTF" so I just decided to make it a story. I didn't think anyone would get it! D: And last time I didn't put a story or poem in here Tiana yelled at me. <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 BECAUSE THIS IS LIBRARY. HEAR IT--oh, right. HEAR IT WHISPER (explodes) You've been playing too many MMOs. Lol. Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin T Skywalker Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Wow. I'm not at all familiar with the game, so I've got no clue what that was all about, but I was picturing it with LOTR orcs and elves and dwrves, and it made me laugh! Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ary the Grey Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 RP MMO servers meant for PVP = fail. Lmao at your trouble, but I also sympathize. Here's a half-smile for you. Immediately reachable by charlesjhall@gmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amidala Skywalker Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Wow. Just wow. I have no idea what that was about. And the linguist side of me is analyzing that to see if it classifies as another language. SHE MEANS TO END US ALL!!! DOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!11eleventyone! There goes Ami's reputation of being a peaceful, nice person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reptilia Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 I'm confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 (edited) Wow. Just wow. I have no idea what that was about. And the linguist side of me is analyzing that to see if it classifies as another language. It is actually it's a language most rpers on mmo's have made up, there is even a guild who only speaks in Orcish they've made up and in order to be in that guild you must speak their Orc language. Mines not quite like theirs, but some of it is theirs and Warhammers. Also our RP server is PVP Rp stupid and until you play RVR you don't know what real PVP is trust me. Warhammer is the only game so far that's actual player vs player in a setting it's supposed to be. You take keeps, you pour hotoil on your enemies, you run battleling rams into them. It's fun to RP on that server being that everyone else does it too. The Dark Elves are kind of Goth chicks from Britain, they're rather snotty, yet are all "we are so dark and mysterious." Orcs are well Orcs. They talk about shiny things, and killing things. Goblinz are like the Orcs from LOTR's that aren't Orakai. They're the british annoying ones. They're smart, but they're simple. The Chaos faction are like Norsemen or Saxons, they're brute force, kill kill kill kill kill, really bad English. Kill some more. Then you have all the good guys, I lump them in to a huge group of douche, I'm not sure how you RP douche, but I'm thinking along the lines of that high school football player named Blaine, who was also president of the debate team. His best friend was Chet. Edited October 13, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andon Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 The second post explaining the language was actually better then the first post. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dartha Athanth Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Lol it made me laugh! But intellectually of course, the second post is better like Andon said... Darsha Assant turned dark at 2734 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 If I ever joined an RP server as an orc I would rebelliously RP an intellectual, snobbish orc. Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andon Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Intellectually? I just liked it better because it included the phrase "I'm not sure how you RP douche". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dartha Athanth Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I meant that the language was actually readable. Darsha Assant turned dark at 2734 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Dem greeniez mak gud pikurez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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