Amidala Skywalker Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 (edited) And now, I present responses to the bad poetry now pervading our forum. *** Ramen Noodles Are Friends...AND FOOD--a response to Tiana's poem Ramen noodles are good They are real food To college students like me They are easy to make You can even bake With these handy tasty things Use them in salad They won't turn your face pallid Don't bash Ramen noodles. *** I Just Rewrote This Poem--a response to the 07 FF Best Poem winner I just rewrote this poem. It really is right here And all the words you're seeing Are coming from my ear. *** The Response--a response to...this challenge All this bad poetry around here If read aloud would hurt my ear But as it's read on this site, I Dare to say it hurts my eye. Really it should hurt my brain But relaxes instead of bringing pain The reason for this oddity is unknown To me, or anyone young or grown Perhaps it is because of the fact That silliness is often the thing that Relieves our too-serious minds So we need stuff of different kinds To grace our forum walls From poetry to FF balls And hopping plot bunnies armed With lightsabers, but bringing no harm-ed This poem is a perfect example It's so bad, elephants should trample It to the floor And make it no more. So the next time you have a day Where everything serious is in your way Come to Jnet and dig up These threads of bad poetry over sup And laugh all your pain away. Edited January 21, 2018 by Guest SHE MEANS TO END US ALL!!! DOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!11eleventyone! There goes Ami's reputation of being a peaceful, nice person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dartha Athanth Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 LOL everyone is jumping onto the bad poem wagon! And yep, we're rewriting them. muahahhahahahah! and BTW, the 'noodles' are the men in Ramen, so you don't need to call them Ramen noodles. Darsha Assant turned dark at 2734 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin T Skywalker Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 LOL! Great!... errr, bad, really bad, awful! Sorry, but I am also a college student, and I still don't like Ramen noodles - except in crunchy salad! Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dartha Athanth Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 No noodles after Ramen!!!!!! Darsha Assant turned dark at 2734 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin T Skywalker Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 I have always known them as Ramen noodles, and shall continue to refer to them as such. And I refuse to further disrupt Ami's thread by continuing this discussion here. Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Yes, well, for people who aren't familiar with oriental languages, saying 'ramen noodles' is a way of saying 'the noodles that are in ramen'. Because we can't say 'ranoodles'. XD I adore oriental noodles, just not necessarily the fake flavoring packets that come with them. Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dartha Athanth Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Ramen discussion thread http://forums.jedi.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=931050#931050 Anyway, back to the horrible poems! Darsha Assant turned dark at 2734 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 I removed your double post. It's so nice. We get to 'branch off from Fanfic' now! ...And not about boobs, like last time... (cough) Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin T Skywalker Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 I'm not gonna say anything about that, Tiana. Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Yeah, you weren't there. It's safer to just not ask why EXACTLY we got into a conversation about bra sizes in fanfic. Safer because I don't actually remember. I know I started it, though. Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin T Skywalker Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Tiana, Tiana... such a troublemaker. Really, though, that sounds like a conversation I would not be at all comfortable joining. I'm glad I missed it. Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 (snrks) To be honest, it just started with a few of us well-endowed women complaining about a couple facts... namingly... supposedly it's good to be big-breasted, but try finding shirts that fit. >< My custom title is a lingering reminder of that week of boobiness. I'm pretty open-minded about having breasts, mind you. I don't figure they should be taboo. It wasn't what I'd quiiiite call troublemaking (that was the guys responding to it!), it was just... leginimate girly angst. If you don't have it, you'd never understand what a curse it can be. XP ANYWAY MOVING ON. Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin T Skywalker Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Yes, let's; that's not something I'm real comfortable conversing about! Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dartha Athanth Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 OMG I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT TITLE. TILL YOU MENTIONED IT. Though many of you would consider me rather flat, I still can't fit into some clothes because of that chest area. Eh ok we'd better stop this branching. Darsha Assant turned dark at 2734 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amidala Skywalker Posted May 20, 2008 Author Share Posted May 20, 2008 I get all excited because I have 13 replies on this thread and they're all about bra sizes and Ramen noodles! *sigh* And Darsha, I know that the "men" is noodles, but it's the brand name that I am referring to. I don't call other brands of instant noodles Ramen noodles. Only Ramen brand Ramen noodles. Others are just instant noodles. SHE MEANS TO END US ALL!!! DOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!11eleventyone! There goes Ami's reputation of being a peaceful, nice person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin T Skywalker Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Sorry, Ami, I did make an effort to have the discussion elsewhere, but I failed. Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 SO HOW ABOUT THAT CLOUD OUT THERE HUH HUH HUH? HEY??? Ami, do you honestly think there's 13 reviewers? We're all branching off and blathering on ALL threads... er... THERE ONCE WAS A BOARD CALLED JEDI.NET THE PEOPLE ON THERE HAD NEVER YET MET BUT YET THEY WROTE STUFF THAT WAS HORRIBLY ROUGH BUT AT LEAST THEY WEREN'T ONE-SHOTS PAIRING PADME AND FETT! /distraction Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin T Skywalker Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Oh, Tiana, I really did not need THAT idea floating around in my brain. I'm supposed to eat dinner soon. Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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