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Ode to Yoda (Fin)


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You're small and green

You remind me of a spleen

Your speech is stilted

Your wisdom is tilted

You profess lots of love

I don't think you've ever seen a dove

You once fought Palpatine

But it turns out you weren't the right shade of Green.

I guess this poem is done

I doubt it's the only one

Sir Yoda.

Try Yoga.

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Yoda! Yo yo yo yo Yoda! Yo yo yo yo Yoda-aaa...

 

I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed,

But remember if you kill him that you'll be unemployed...

 

 

 

Hahah your poem just reminded me of that song.

 

 

 

Now let's go on to - "My, my, this 'ere Anakin guy..."

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Darsha Assant turned dark at 2734 posts.

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*joins Darsha in singing Weird Al Star Wars parodies*

 

At the Star Wars! Star Wars Cantina!

The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a!

 

Although actually, I prefer "The Saga Begins" myself. I think that's a masterfully-written song. How hard it must be to get the entire story of Episode I into "American Pie"!

 

Great poem, S_H!!! Very amusing. Reminds me of my old SS "Growing Pains". Don't think Ani's bumped that one up yet. But I think your poem, bad as it is, fitting the challenge as much as it does, is better.

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SHE MEANS TO END US ALL!!! DOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!11eleventyone!
There goes Ami's reputation of being a peaceful, nice person.
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The Saga Begins is actually longer than American Pie...

 

But yes, I like it better than the Star Wars Cantina song too...

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Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that.
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Yeah, I listened to the actual full version of "American Pie" and was ready to be done by about the fourth verse. But I will listen to (and sing!) Wierd Al's version over and over again. I guess it's a good thing I have a decent voice, or people would probably run me out of town.

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Thanks, Tiana!

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