Anakin T Skywalker Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 You want bad poems, Tiana? I'll give you bad poems! ************************************************************* ************************************************************* CAPS ************************************************************* A SHARK. I have never eaten one. AN AARDVARK. I have never beaten one. Why must the chicken nuggets be forever soggy? My invisible roommate should pick up his dirty socks; The turtle I do not have thinks this because he has no great affection for LEMON MERINGUE quiche. Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker_Heir Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Simply inspirational! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin T Skywalker Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 Inspirational? In what way? I was just kind of going for random... And look! Another pseudo-poetic disaster! ************************************************************* ************************************************************* THIS IS A BAD POEM ************************************************************* THIS daytime trolley now IS mellifluously leaving for A part of the fat chartreuse town that is BADly in need of a ”“ i'm done with this POEM. Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 YAYY! Yes, they are horribly bad. My brain already hurts. Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin T Skywalker Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 (edited) Ahhh, but there's more where that came from. I am a TERRIBLE poet. I'm so bad, I have to work at writing lousy poetry like this! ************************************************************* ************************************************************* WRONG WORD!!! (S) ************************************************************* The four tress that should halve Ben invisible Was raised to the groaned Buy the anime shoulders. Flaunting the lows of the lend, they held, ”œI resemble that tree mark!” Edited May 18, 2008 by Guest Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 ...Wow. And I thought I was a bad poet. Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin T Skywalker Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 This one isn't quite as bad as that last one... but it sure ain't good, either! ************************************************************* ************************************************************* THIS POEM IS BACKWARDS ************************************************************* .yad ruoy kcerw t'ndid I epoh dna ,ezigolopa I oS .yawyna ti etorw I yhw erus ton m'I ,tcaf nI ;yas ot gnihtyna evah yllaer t'nseod tI !deedni duorp yrev eb lliw I ,ti hsinif uoy fi dnA ,daer ot drah eb thgim ti os ,sdrawkcab nettirw si meop sihT. Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amidala Skywalker Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 I LOVE the last one!!! That's great! But the one before that made my brain really, truly, literally hurt. I'm in pain. Real pain. *eyes are burning out* *runs away from thread* SHE MEANS TO END US ALL!!! DOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!11eleventyone! There goes Ami's reputation of being a peaceful, nice person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lhinneill Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 The WRONG WORD!!! one reminds me of some fanfictions I've had the...privilege of beta'ing for a good friend of mine. lol. Pleas, bee more Pacific! And the last one... Makes my eyes water and my brain cry. Adam Starflight | Finn Tavish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin T Skywalker Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 By the time I'm done, you all are going to want to hurt Tiana for bringing this upon you! Well,you could just not read, I suppose... but where's the fun in that? ************************************************************* ************************************************************* THIS POEM IS ABOUT NOTHING ************************************************************* This poem is about nothing. Why are you even reading it? It's about nothing! Well, don't say I didn't warn you. There is nothing between the stars. A lot of it. I told you, it's about nothing. If you and your girlfriend only talk about nothing, You probably have nothing in common. Why are you still reading? This poem is about nothing! Nothing isn't impossible. Nothing exists. I told you, this poem is about nothing! But you just had to read it anyway! Your punishment shall be: nothing. (As if this poem about nothing wasn't punishment enough!) Maybe next time, you will listen! Nothing more to say. Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin T Skywalker Posted May 25, 2008 Author Share Posted May 25, 2008 I double-post in my defiance! Not that I really care if anyone reads this, I just wanna put it out there. After all, I went to the trouble of writing it... ************************************************************* ************************************************************* ABOUT THAT ONE ************************************************************* ABOUT THAT ONE there is a Sith in my room. i don't care; i put him there. he doesn't scare m.e my friend told me to”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦...mm. there is a Sith in my mirror. Now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i care! ”œget out of there!” Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amidala Skywalker Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Hmmm...is there a difference between bad poetry and random poetry?? I think there is, but I guess not everyone agrees. That was really random. I like the previous one A LOT! I read to the end! Yay me! SHE MEANS TO END US ALL!!! DOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!11eleventyone! There goes Ami's reputation of being a peaceful, nice person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Hmmm.... close, but too intentional to be actually bad. That last one is hilarious, even if contrived. There's something quite difficult about honestly writing a story that's meant to be as if you knew nothing about grammar or spelling... I wrote one once... rofl... I should post it here... Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin T Skywalker Posted May 26, 2008 Author Share Posted May 26, 2008 Actually, I just posted those two here becase they're not good enough to be "good" poetry... not so much because they're really and truly bad. Tiana, you should understand that last one like no one else on here. I've only been angsting to you about it for all of last semester or so. It's too delicate to me to be put out as good poetry for people to smash, so I put it out as bad poetry to protect myself. Okay, now here's another poem. Sort of. ************************************************************* ************************************************************* EMO ************************************************************* Yay! Hurray! I'm today! There's a on my face, but it isn't Or , because that isn't . No, it's , because I like , but I don't , Because that would make my . And my mom, and make her more than just a little , More like , or or even , or worse still, Why? Any other stupid s Are you still ? Well. Too bad . This meeting's over . Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ar-Pharazon Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I just popped some pills. Oh, my, what thrills Now, I'm driving Now they're diving Away from my car Can't see too far Cuz of the pills now with the kills Here I'm in jail No cash for bail No one to call Good thing I've slipped a razor blade in to slit my wrists [Associate of the Illinois Mafia since November 2002.] Member of the Four Horsemen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin T Skywalker Posted May 26, 2008 Author Share Posted May 26, 2008 Yeah, that's bad poetry, all right... Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ar-Pharazon Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Luckily, there are those who would also call it beauty. You can file the experts in the beauty column. [Associate of the Illinois Mafia since November 2002.] Member of the Four Horsemen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin T Skywalker Posted May 26, 2008 Author Share Posted May 26, 2008 I mean it has a "bad" subject. The writing isn't all that bad... And, technically, this thread is bad poems that I wrote, but... I'm not gonna saber you for it, I really don't care that much. It's bad poem, duh! Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ar-Pharazon Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Okay. You talked me into doing another one. Beheaded Beheaded I unthreaded his head, and he's totally dead, with blood bright as red, I said it. Beheaded, His credit is red, it stands overdue and now evil men want to hack off his head with an axe. [Associate of the Illinois Mafia since November 2002.] Member of the Four Horsemen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin T Skywalker Posted May 26, 2008 Author Share Posted May 26, 2008 I... I what? I... umm... (sleeptalks) I didn' mean to, I promise! I'll never do 't again... klunk (falls out of chair.) Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amidala Skywalker Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Ani, stop falling asleep in your chair. I love that Emo one. That gets major points in creativity. I actually think that might be more difficult to do. Very creative. Nice bad poetry, although I think that one is not really bad--just unorthodox. It's internet poetry! SHE MEANS TO END US ALL!!! DOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!11eleventyone! There goes Ami's reputation of being a peaceful, nice person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin T Skywalker Posted May 26, 2008 Author Share Posted May 26, 2008 It was a lot harder to write than it looks - but I work hard on all my bad poetry. I can't help but fall asleep in my chair - I always think "Just as soon as I finish this, I'll go to bed." And then whatever I'm working on takes longer than I thought it would. And... (see "Community" forum, 'Losing Friends Through Death' thread. http://forums.jedi.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=33562) I don't sleep on purpose very much... Thanks, Tiana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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