Tiana Calthye Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 So I ended up with this lame little poem stuck in my head while I was working and couldn't resist writing it down. I was down on my luck and I couldn't make rent I shouldn't have given up working for Lent! ”œCome back to my place and I'll make you a deal,” Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthBrendo Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Cheeky, but clever. Member of Jnet Addict Club 12/05 Order of the Nocturnal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jidai Geki Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Did that actually happen? http://www.themire.co.uk-- being a veracious and lurid account of the goings-on in the savage Mire and the sootblown alleys of Portstown's Rookery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted January 27, 2011 Author Share Posted January 27, 2011 No. I was just being a smartass. Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jidai Geki Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 I hope your landlord doesn't sue for libel. http://www.themire.co.uk-- being a veracious and lurid account of the goings-on in the savage Mire and the sootblown alleys of Portstown's Rookery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted January 27, 2011 Author Share Posted January 27, 2011 I live in my parent's basement. Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ar-Pharazon Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 I live in my parent's basement. Maybe you took your work home with you. [Associate of the Illinois Mafia since November 2002.] Member of the Four Horsemen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jidai Geki Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 I live in my parent's basement. Jesus, you wrote this poem about your FATHER? I like the poem more now because of the insane, dark implications. http://www.themire.co.uk-- being a veracious and lurid account of the goings-on in the savage Mire and the sootblown alleys of Portstown's Rookery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ar-Pharazon Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 I live in my parent's basement. Jesus, you wrote this poem about your FATHER? I like the poem more now because of the insane, dark implications. Coming from the guy who wrote the 1,200 page novelization for Rapelay? [Associate of the Illinois Mafia since November 2002.] Member of the Four Horsemen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jidai Geki Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Hey, I had three editors promising to get back to me over that. http://www.themire.co.uk-- being a veracious and lurid account of the goings-on in the savage Mire and the sootblown alleys of Portstown's Rookery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted January 27, 2011 Author Share Posted January 27, 2011 I live in my parent's basement. Jesus, you wrote this poem about your FATHER? I like the poem more now because of the insane, dark implications. I just can't make a big enough emoticon for this post. Maybe I need a disclaimer on this poem. Either "warning: appeals to creepy fetish" or "entirely fiction." Or maybe I should just rename it BARELY LEGAL!!!1 and be done with it. Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amidala Skywalker Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Lol, nice little poem, but I think the conversation it has sparked is even more amusing. SHE MEANS TO END US ALL!!! DOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!11eleventyone! There goes Ami's reputation of being a peaceful, nice person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyGal Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Gotta agree with Ami on this one. I had a good giggle at the poem. looking forward to tit One flash of my perfect chest and he'll be knocked out in a happytime daydream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 I got a chuckle out of it. Parallels II: Ghost of the Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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