Amidala Skywalker Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 (edited) Alright, since Darsha gave me inspiration, here are my own SW Christmas carols. I put them in descending order, so the best one is first and they get progressively worse. Palpatine Is Coming to Town (special thanks to my brothers for their help!) You better watch out He's watching you fry Better not doubt I'm telling you why Palpatine is coming to town. He's making a list, Naming you twice, Gonna find out who's naughty or nice, Palpatine is coming to town! He sees you when you're sleeping, He knows when you're awake, He knows if you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! He's breaking down doors He's taking our lives, He's starting some wars, He's passing out knives, Palpatine is coming to town. He'll blow you to bits He's giving high-fives He'ss falling down pits He's killing your wives Palpatine is coming to town! We Wish You A Happy Life Day (in 'honor' of the SW Holiday Special) We wish you a happy Life Day We wish you a happy Life Day We wish you a happy Life Day And a life free of fear! As Carrie does sing We do ourselves in We wish you a happy Life Day And a life free of fear! Now bring us a Wookiee cookie Now bring us a Wookiee cookie Now bring us a Wookiee cookie And cup full of beer. Leia The Lovely Princess (to the tune of Rudolph) Leia the lovely princess Had a really great hair-do And if you ever saw it You would want to have it too All of the other Rebels Used to think it looked like food They all thought Princess Leia Put them in a real great mood. Then one day in starry space Tarkin came to say, "Tell me where your friends all are Or I'll use this here Death Star." Edited January 21, 2018 by Guest SHE MEANS TO END US ALL!!! DOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!11eleventyone! There goes Ami's reputation of being a peaceful, nice person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dartha Athanth Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 All of the other Rebels Used to think it looked like food LOL LOL!!!! Love that line! Yay it's christmasss! Happy hogswatch! Darsha Assant turned dark at 2734 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 "As Carrie does sing, we do ourselves in"? Does this imply she sings badly? Sounds about right for Palpy too! Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-here Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Wow. He's breaking down doors He's taking our lives, He's starting some wars, He's passing out knives, Palpatine is coming to town. He'll blow you to bits He's giving high-fives He's falling down pits He's killing your wives Palpatine is coming to town! That was terrible. Yet so hilarious. And Leia the Lovely Princess was awesome. Great stuff. "The circle is complete! Now I [Obi-here] am the angst Master!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amidala Skywalker Posted December 9, 2008 Author Share Posted December 9, 2008 "As Carrie does sing, we do ourselves in"? Does this imply she sings badly? Lol....did you ever make it that far in the Holiday Special? I guess she doesn't sing horribly, it's just the fact that she is singing on top of everything else in that horrid thing.... Thank you all. These were so amazingly fun to write. Especially the Palpy one. And so many of the lines already fit so perfectly! SHE MEANS TO END US ALL!!! DOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!11eleventyone! There goes Ami's reputation of being a peaceful, nice person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiana Calthye Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Yes, I watched through the entire thing. Obi-here Is HERE again! XD These kinda reminded me of his Lightsaber poems... Just when I thought it was over, I watched Tiana kick Almira in the head, effectively putting her out of her misery. I did not expect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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